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Originally posted by Morgan:
Was Jesus A Woman?


THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

1. He went into his father’s business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

1. He called everybody “brother.”
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot.
3. He started a new religion.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

1. His first name was Jesus.
2. He was bilingual.
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He worked in the building trades.

(and the most compelling observations . . .)

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:

1. He had to feed a crowd, at a moment’s notice, when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

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THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT U NEED TO GO TO A SHRINK:

1- U put Einstien as your picture
2- U never have respect to anyone including yourself
3- U think that you are funny,

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