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nooralhaq
Member # 5823
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I found this online and thought it was interesting.

The Atheist Test

The theory of evolution of the Coca Cola can.

Billions of years ago, a big bang produced a large rock. As the rock cooled, sweet brown liquid formed on its surface. As time passed, aluminum formed itself into a can, a lid, and a tab. Millions of years later, red and white paint fell from the sky, and formed itself into the words "Coca Cola 12 fluid ounces."

Of course, my theory is an insult to your intellect, because you know that if the Coca Cola can is made, there must be a maker. If it is designed, there must be a designer. The alternative, that it happened by chance or accident, is to move into an intellectual free zone.

The banana-the atheist's nightmare.
Note that the banana:

1. Is shaped for human hand
2. Has non-slip surface
3. Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green-too early,
Yellow-just right,
Black-too late.
4. Has a tab for removal of wrapper
5. Is perforated on wrapper
6. Bio-degradable wrapper
7. Is shaped for human mouth
8. Has a point at top for ease of entry
9. Is pleasing to taste buds
10. Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy

To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can.
Test One

The person who thinks the Coca Cola can had no designer is:

A. Intelligent
B. A fool
C. Has an ulterior motive for denying the obvious
 

sonomod
Member # 3864
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What about Mecca Cola?
 
nooralhaq
Member # 5823
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Hands Sonomod a napkin to wipe her mouth~
 
primak
Member # 494
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A test used a lot by baptists ( is this your origin) in their discussions with atheists..
Won't waste my time copying/pasting responses, but if interested here's a whole lot of correspondance : http://www.atheists.com/discus/messages/3/56.html?FridayFebruary1420030731pm
for more serious reading, ou can try that http://www.origins.org/articles/meynell_humekant.html or that http://atheism.about.com/od/argumentsagainstgod/

Ciao arabian-noor


 

sokarya_686@hotmail.com
Member # 6138
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To deny the existance of a creator-god is to be in denial of reality since one is unable to create ones self. The Athiest has no case, as simple as that. If you can prove what you say, then kindly uncreate yourself. Charlie.
 
1mangang
Member # 6403
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Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

Holiday for Atheists


An atheist complained to a Christian friend, "Christians have
their special holidays, such as Christmas and Easter; and Jews
celebrate their holidays, such as Passover and Yom Kippur;
Muslims have their holidays. EVERY religion has its holidays.

But we atheists," he said, "have no recognized holidays. It's
an unfair discrimination."

"What do you mean, atheists have no holidays," his friend replied,
"People have been observing a special day in your honor for years."

"I don't know what you're talking about," the atheist said, "When
is this special day honoring atheists?"

"April first."
 

nooralhaq
Member # 5823
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Good one. But probably people not from the states here wouldn't know what April 1st is.
Maybe...
 
sokarya_686@hotmail.com
Member # 6138
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The athiest cannot reply to this. They are trying to find ways of uncreating themselves to prove us all wrong. They are no longer in existance! Saint Charlie
 



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