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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Brada-Anansi: [QB] Most religions used some type of sacrifice or has at one time during their distant past had sacrifices, sometime humans sometimes animals, some started out with humans phased that out and substitute animals others go further and phased-out all sacrifices altogether. In the old Testament God had a wicked sense of humor..get this he wanted to see just how obedient Abraham was to his words so he devised a test as cruel as any Greek god could have came up with,he told this ninety something old man to take his beloved young son Isaac on top of a mountain to secretly kill and burn him as a sacrifice,Now neither Mrs Abraham nor Isaac had any clue as they waved good bye to each other in what was supposed to be a day trip to the hills with dear ol dad.after reaching the summit or a good enough spot good ol pops had Issac gather fire wood and he most likely carried the rope up the hill to help out his ol man..but soon enough he realized that hey where is the goat? or sheep? not even chicken!! at this moment he must have thought well geez the ol man must be slipping after all he is past ninety and this is when he politely quizzed the ol man. Issac: Dad? Abe: yes son! Issac: I think we forgot something! Abe: No son every thing is right here!! Issac: why you looking at me all funny? Abe: you know I love you right? Issac: err yess,,dad?? Abe: you know there is no sheep or even a chicken..be.be. because SON YOU ARE IT!!..pheew I said it,, this is hard for me too son! at least you'll be dead n all burnt-up, but I gotta go back N face the ol lady and you know how much of a nag she can be, if we live for another five hundered years she will remind me every single day. But hey!! GOD want me to do this didn't give any rhyme or reason, he just say do it! Isaac: Ok!! dad father knows best and I being the good son that I am,, I am not thinking of braining your ol most likely senile azz wid this rock. At this point Isaac allowed Abraham to tie him up. Isaac: dad make it quick and painless and quit shaking you gonna miss the jugular. At this point GOD showed up.. GOD: [b]HAY ABE!!![/b] Abe: yes God? GOD: [b]PUT THAT DAMN JAGGEDY STONE KNIFE AWAY YOU OL GOAT! I WAS JUST PLAYING !! WE HAD A BET WID SOME OF THE FELLAS UP HERE IN HEAVEN TO SEE IF YOU WOULD DO IT AND I WON. I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T SAY NO TO ME! AAANY WAY LOOK BEHIND YA THERE IS A GOAT DO SOMETHING WITH THAT WILL YA. [/b] Abe:Thank you lord thank you thank you..hah ha you got me that was a good one. GOD: [b]TAKE CARE OF THAT KID WILL YA!! AND HOLLA AT THE MISSES FOR ME..IAM OUT!!![/b] [/QB][/QUOTE]
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