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Originally posted by 1mangang:
Lessons For Women About Men.....If you want a nice man, go for a bald one ...they try harder.
Go for younger men. You might as well ...they never mature anyway.
A woman's work that is never done, is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
Women don't make fools of men ... most of them are the do-it- yourself types.
Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men ... a woman.
Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
Men are like animals ... messy, insensitive and potentially violent but they make great pets!
Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.
Husbands are like children ... they're fine if they're someone else's.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men ... don't and "stop" (but not used together).
Men are all the same ... they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
My father would probably second that. A parody, but still a good laugh.