Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
Still, you must love the guys for trying!
Snoozin Member # 6244
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Tigerman Member # 9196
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We need a come back too
Corvinous Member # 6578
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Hi Tiger, speaking of it, I don't think the public apology was a good idea
Tigerman Member # 9196
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quote:Originally posted by Corvinous: Hi Tiger, speaking of it, I don't think the public apology was a good idea
Corv ...
you really did not mean to apologize ..it was not sincere ... that is why people ignored it ...
the best apology is the change of attitude ...
Just remember ..You only can earse history with history ..
if I lied to you for a period of time and I lost your trust .. it will take me some time to gain your trust back and I will not earn it from an apology ... I will earn your trust by a change of attitude ..whether you accept my apology or not it is up to you ..that does not mean I will withdraw the apology ...it means I will work harder in gaining your trust back ....
I'm sure you understand what I 'm talking about and will try to proof yourself with actions an attitude not with words and apologies...
Good luck again..
Sorry Sadeeqy ..Did not mean to hijack the thread ...
Jesus Cesar Member # 9153
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Please please please, ladies, remember these ideas, or else, you will be seen like girlies.
Sincerly yours. Jesus Cesar.
(have you guys noticed the rhyme? i'm proud of it i must say)
Sadeeqy Member # 9759
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quote:Originally posted by Tigerman: Sorry Sadeeqy ..Did not mean to hijack the thread ...
You didn't! After all, it's a thread about "good comebacks" and you did just that!
P.S. And it was a *hi corv* not a *hi jack*...
Serendipity Member # 7211
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hehe loved them but as shy as i am, its good if I manage to not run for my life!!
Serendipity Member # 7211
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and "is this seat empty" I get that sooo much! all i say, "here you can take my seat, cause i am leaving"
Corvinous Member # 6578
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quote:Originally posted by Sadeeqy: Good Comebacks
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
Still, you must love the guys for trying!
The Loveliest
Sadeeqy Member # 9759
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quote:Originally posted by Corvinous: The Loveliest
Dhanya-waadh!
Corvinous Member # 6578
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quote:Originally posted by Sadeeqy:
quote:Originally posted by Corvinous: The Loveliest
Dhanya-waadh!
Well, this is completely out of my reach to understand I told you my urdu is so basic
Would you please translate or I shoot
Sadeeqy Member # 9759
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It is basic, Corvinous! It means "thank you"!
Corvinous Member # 6578
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quote:Originally posted by Sadeeqy: It is basic, Corvinous! It means "thank you"!
You are welcome Sadeeqy Sadeeqy
Sadeeqy Member # 9759
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You are welcome! = Aapka swagat hai!
Corvinous Member # 6578
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If you just speak a lil japanese, that would be fine with me
Corvinous Member # 6578
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quote:Originally posted by Sadeeqy: You are welcome! = Aapka swagat hai!
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