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Farhana
Member # 3795
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Okay hot shots
Gimme a limerick..

There was once a girl from Cairo
She painted the town red with her biro
but the very next day
she was taken away
and had to make do with her giro!

Ha ha beat that...
 

melfenien
Member # 4903
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There was a mouse,
who had a little house.
She wanted to marry a frog,
who once ate her clock.
So they lived in her house.


Level of sense=0
 

Farhana
Member # 3795
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LOL
Nice one!
 
melfenien
Member # 4903
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thanks Ok, I'm thinking about another limerick...

Elder woman had a bag,
which she hung on her leg.
Once it was very crowded,
and she forgot about it.
So she lost her bag.
 

Crypt76
Member # 23
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Peace and Grace once ruled this place
and an angel held open the door
now Peace is dead
the angel fled
and Grace is a hustling whore


 

bob the dog
Member # 4691
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The only limericks I know are really rude, so I guess I'd better keep them to myself!!

[This message has been edited by Samia (edited 18 December 2004).]
 

Farhana
Member # 3795
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There was an old man from France
He asked a young girl to dance
She cried in despair
and pulled out her hair
never did the old man have a chance!
 

Crypt76
Member # 23
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There once was a man named Dan
He once ate beans from a can
His colon swelled
his wife said oh well
and what rhymes with dan and can?

 
Farhana
Member # 3795
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Ha ha
 



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