-Your last name stays put.
-The garage is all yours.
-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.
-You can be President.
-You can never be pregnant.
-You can wear a
white T-shirt to a water park.
-You can wear NO shirt to a water park. *

-Car mechanics tell you the truth.
-The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
-You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
-Same work, more pay.
-Wrinkles add character.
-Wedding dress $5000.,Tux rental-$100.*

-People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
-New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
-One mood all the time.
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
-You know stuff about tanks.
-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
-You can open all your own jars.
-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
-If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
friend. *

-Your underwear is $8.95 for
3-a-pack.
-Three pairs of shoes
are more than enough.
-You almost never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
-Everything on your face stays its original color.
-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-You only have to shave your face and neck. *

-You can play with toys all your life.
-Your belly usually hides your big hips.
-One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
-You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
25 minutes.*

No wonder men are happier... *

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A couple drove down a country road for
several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of
them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a
barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."*

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A husband read an article to his wife about
how many words women use
a day .... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The
wife replied, "The reason
has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men... The husband
then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"*

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