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Posted by Sadeeqy (Member # 9759) on :

Good Comebacks

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Still, you must love the guys for trying! [Big Grin]

Posted by Snoozin (Member # 6244) on :

[Big Grin]

Posted by Tigerman (Member # 9196) on :

[Big Grin]

We need a come back too

Posted by Corvinous (Member # 6578) on :

Hi Tiger, speaking of it, I don't think the public apology was a good idea [Frown]

Posted by Tigerman (Member # 9196) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Corvinous:
Hi Tiger, speaking of it, I don't think the public apology was a good idea

Corv ...

you really did not mean to apologize ..it was not sincere ... that is why people ignored it ...

the best apology is the change of attitude ...

Just remember ..You only can earse history with history ..

if I lied to you for a period of time and I lost your trust .. it will take me some time to gain your trust back and I will not earn it from an apology ... I will earn your trust by a change of attitude ..whether you accept my apology or not it is up to you ..that does not mean I will withdraw the apology ...it means I will work harder in gaining your trust back ....

I'm sure you understand what I 'm talking about and will try to proof yourself with actions an attitude not with words and apologies...

Good luck again..

Sorry Sadeeqy ..Did not mean to hijack the thread ...

Posted by Jesus Cesar (Member # 9153) on :

Please please please, ladies, remember these ideas, or else, you will be seen like girlies.

Sincerly yours. Jesus Cesar.

(have you guys noticed the rhyme? i'm proud of it i must say)

Posted by Sadeeqy (Member # 9759) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Tigerman:
Sorry Sadeeqy ..Did not mean to hijack the thread ...

You didn't! After all, it's a thread about "good comebacks" and you did just that! [Smile]

P.S. And it was a *hi corv* not a *hi jack*... [Big Grin]

Posted by Serendipity (Member # 7211) on :

hehe loved them [Big Grin]

but as shy as i am, its good if I manage to not run for my life!! [Big Grin]

Posted by Serendipity (Member # 7211) on :

and "is this seat empty" I get that sooo much!
all i say, "here you can take my seat, cause i am leaving" [Big Grin]

Posted by Corvinous (Member # 6578) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sadeeqy:
Good Comebacks

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Still, you must love the guys for trying!

The Loveliest [Big Grin]

Posted by Sadeeqy (Member # 9759) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Corvinous:
The Loveliest

Dhanya-waadh! [Big Grin]

Posted by Corvinous (Member # 6578) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sadeeqy:

quote:
Originally posted by Corvinous:
The Loveliest
Dhanya-waadh!

Well, this is completely out of my reach to understand [Frown]

I told you my urdu is so basic [Frown]

Would you please translate or I shoot [Mad]

Posted by Sadeeqy (Member # 9759) on :

It is basic, Corvinous! It means "thank you"! [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Corvinous (Member # 6578) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sadeeqy:
It is basic, Corvinous! It means "thank you"!

You are welcome Sadeeqy Sadeeqy [Smile]

Posted by Sadeeqy (Member # 9759) on :

You are welcome! = Aapka swagat hai!

Posted by Corvinous (Member # 6578) on :

If you just speak a lil japanese, that would be fine with me [Smile]

Posted by Corvinous (Member # 6578) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sadeeqy:
You are welcome! = Aapka swagat hai!

Dhanya-waadh! [Big Grin]

Posted by Corvinous (Member # 6578) on :

Refreshing a lovely thread [Smile]