The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic mist machine to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle.
So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.
--------------------------------- (I love Ghandi, but I thought this was too cute not to post):
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him:
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
Posted by Charm El Feikh? (Member # 10243) on :
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
very clever!
Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :
Yes it made me laugh so much! apparently you and I are the only ones who seem to appreciate the humour
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