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Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

Yayyy,Cat,what about continuing with your e-wedding plans fresh to start the year????
What happened with your two e-grooms in-waiting??
Have they already become runaway e-grooms????
Common,grooms primp up and get ready to fight for your e-bride to be!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Big Grin]

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

Phuqin e-music better not be too e-loud, or I'm e-leavin'.

Posted by Alchemist (Member # 12318) on :

I'm ready for the e-drinks and the e-dancing. I have on my best e-dress.

Posted by Bubblesperson (Member # 12454) on :

I bought just the BIGGEST, nicest, shiniest e-present (e-currency is plentiful around here, so I was most generous!!!). So when are the festivities kicking off???

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

Still waiting here for e-bride CAT to arrive wearing a gorgeous e-frock.
What still has me nervous are the supposed e-grooms to be......

Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :

who's going to put their kid up on the table to dance???? [Confused]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

We need to hire an e-bellydancer.

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

I'm e-lurking but I cant show up if the e-grooms are not e-present

What an e-shame? Where are they?

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

Happy New year everyone [Big Grin]

What's going on here? A wedding I see.
What? No applicants ???
Well, I'll be damned

mmmmm

Getting down on one knee now ...

Cat, my Angle ...
Will you DO ME ...
the honor that is [Big Grin]

Posted by foreignluvr (Member # 5854) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
I'm e-lurking but I cant show up if the e-grooms are not e-present

What an e-shame? Where are they?

I think I missed something???
Who are the lucky e-grooms???

And Cat, don't be the e-"runaway" bride like me!!! [Big Grin]

ha ha ha

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
We need to hire an e-bellydancer.

"The Dude" has applied for this position [Big Grin]

He has been rejected though and we're still looking [Cool]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
We need to hire an e-bellydancer.
"The Dude" has applied for this position
He has been rejected though and we're still looking

Katanga,dont`you think CAT is the one who can reject any candidate???I have not read she has rejected Dude!!! [Razz]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

The original candidates are Dude and one Egy guy whose nick i cannot remember now.
Katanga,if you are adding yourself to the list,let CAT accept your entry first.

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:

quote:
Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
We need to hire an e-bellydancer.
"The Dude" has applied for this position
He has been rejected though and we're still looking
Katanga,dont`you think CAT is the one who can reject any candidate???I have not read she has rejected Dude!!!

He applied for the Bellydancer position. Thank u.

Posted by Bubblesperson (Member # 12454) on :

Caaa-aaaa-aat!!!!

I have not e-heard you say e-yes to the K-man yet!!! What is going on??? Cold feet or looking out for no.2??? How unfair, when I have already e-swooned and am e-wiping my eyes at romantic him down there on his e-knee....

What's keeping you, woman???

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
The original candidates are Dude and one Egy guy whose nick i cannot remember now.
Katanga,if you are adding yourself to the list,let CAT accept your entry first.

What, I didn't know about that. I thought no applicants showed. Misunderstanding. No problem. I guess my act of chivalry is not needed anymore [Big Grin]

I shall ride my white horse away now.

Posted by Bubblesperson (Member # 12454) on :

Oh, and psst - Katanga - if she won't e-have you, I am e-waiting in the wings, meshi??? 'DO YOU', eh, now who could resist....

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
I'm e-lurking but I cant show up if the e-grooms are not e-present

What an e-shame? Where are they?

Let`s be fair and give them another day to show up,CAT.They`re probably still sleeping the New Year Fest celebration. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Bubblesperson (Member # 12454) on :

Waaaah, I e-wail... See what you have done now with your e-choosiness, and you being so e-nit-picky, dear Sashyra???? Katanga is galloping off, oh, oh, boohoo, sob, snif and howl, e-tears are e-falling...

(And here I thought I was going to get e-lucky!!!).

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Bubblesperson:
Oh, and psst - Katanga - if she won't e-have you, I am e-waiting in the wings, meshi??? 'DO YOU', eh, now who could resist....

What....Katanga wants to e-marry,too????Is he e-looking???? [Big Grin]

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Bubblesperson:
Oh, and psst - Katanga - if she won't e-have you, I am e-waiting in the wings, meshi??? 'DO YOU', eh, now who could resist....

I'm sorry my dear for my heart is not mine and it belongs to a woman who have broken it into pieces. I shall go on a journey with my obedient servant. I shall fight evil incarnated in windmills. I shall prove my knighthood and make the world a better place for us all. It seems that the life of the common man is not to be mine after all. She has broken my heart but my sword is still my best companion. We just don't always chose our destines but we can still lead an honorable life.

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Bubblesperson:
Waaaah, I e-wail... See what you have done now with your e-choosiness, and you being so e-nit-picky, dear Sashyra???? Katanga is galloping off, oh, oh, boohoo, sob, snif and howl, e-tears are e-falling...

(And here I thought I was going to get e-lucky!!!).

This is a serious [Wink]

e-wedding ceremony traditional Egy style,soo i have to make partially approve myself,too,the candidates.Katanga still has time to do it the proper way [Razz]

Posted by Bubblesperson (Member # 12454) on :

Well, e-stuff her then, if she must break your heart, wicked woman!!! Now what's with those silly windmills and stuff??? Sword is good, and honour to be found many places, e-grinning fetchingly... E-turn around, I say!!!

Posted by Bubblesperson (Member # 12454) on :

Well yeah, Sashyra - and I am e-seriously into having some serious fun with the e-left overs, hahaha, at this serious e-wedding.. Stand back now, you all, I was e-first, swooning and all!!!

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

You guys r mean spirited. You have deceived me into showing my true feelings publicly. I shall ride away now never to look back. I might be a geek but I have feelings too and I deserve to be happy. I still wish you all good luck and happiness in the new year. [Smile]

http://i16.tinypic.com/30ljrsw.jpg

Posted by Alchemist (Member # 12318) on :

OMG again with the picture, please! [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Katanga we bass:
You guys r mean spirited. You have deceived me into showing my true feelings publicly. I shall ride away now never to look back. I might be a geek but I have feelings too and I deserve to be happy. I still wish you all good luck and happiness in the new year.

http://i16.tinypic.com/30ljrsw.jpg

Sorry here,Katanga.After seeing your eye-sore of a pic [Eek!]

i could not help but reject your application for groom. [Wink]

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:

quote:
Originally posted by Katanga we bass:
You guys r mean spirited. You have deceived me into showing my true feelings publicly. I shall ride away now never to look back. I might be a geek but I have feelings too and I deserve to be happy. I still wish you all good luck and happiness in the new year.

http://i16.tinypic.com/30ljrsw.jpg
Sorry here,Katanga.After seeing your eye-sore of a pic i could not help but reject your application for groom.

Oh yeah, Well why don't you post your pic then?
It's not my fault that the old man wasn't in a good mood when he did it [Cool]

I still have plenty to offer. It's your loss for rejecting my app.

Posted by Bubblesperson (Member # 12454) on :

Wait, wait!!! CAT has not spoken yet, has she??? And she's the bride, after all... I KNOW you fancy your vetting is real important, but Sashyra, tastes are different and all that, so let's wait for her to decide... (HOW can you be so horrid to him when he is already crazed with unanswered love, going off to battle windmills and what not!!! For shame!!!).

Posted by Mr. Bombastic (Member # 12020) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
I'm e-lurking but I cant show up if the e-grooms are not e-present

What an e-shame? Where are they?

I'm here

Sorry I'm late coming to the party!

Now that I'm here, I'm ready to take on all challengers for the right to wed the Dark Angel Cat!

Ofcourse, I fully expect to walk away with the prize, as anyone with common sense will know that I am the best choice [Big Grin]

As for Kadongle, eunuchs aren't allowed to participate buddy...sorry [Cool]

~Alistair

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Bombastic:

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
I'm e-lurking but I cant show up if the e-grooms are not e-present

What an e-shame? Where are they?
I'm here Sorry I'm late coming to the party!

Now that I'm here, I'm ready to take on all challengers for the right to wed the Dark Angel Cat!

Ofcourse, I fully expect to walk away with the prize, as anyone with common sense will know that I am the best choice

As for Kadongle, eunuchs aren't allowed to participate buddy...sorry

~Alistair

You're gay!
Now, when you answer be concise. Have no time to go through heaps of nonsense!

Posted by Bubblesperson (Member # 12454) on :

Katanga - please elaborate on those 'offers' - the vetting lady must be impressed, so try and convince her!!! WHAT exactly is that 'plenty' then, hmm, hmmm???

Posted by Mr. Bombastic (Member # 12020) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Katanga we bass:
You're gay!
Now, when you answer be concise. Have no time to go through heaps of nonsense!

Kadongle we gay, must I humiliate you again?

I don't have the time to get into a lengthy flamewar with you either, so I'll just let the ladies decide the outcome.

But, it shouldn't be too hard a decision for them..

I don't think you, being a eunuch (thats a castrated male in case you didn't know), would be of much use to Cat [Big Grin]

~Alistair

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Bombastic:

quote:
Originally posted by Katanga we bass:
You're gay!
Now, when you answer be concise. Have no time to go through heaps of nonsense!
Kadongle we gay, must I humiliate you again?

I don't have the time to get into a lengthy flamewar with you either, so I'll just let the ladies decide the outcome.

But, it shouldn't be too hard a decision for them..

I don't think you, being a eunuch (thats a castrated male in case you didn't know), would be of much use to Cat

~Alistair

You're a fag!
Keep going ...

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

<Oh yeah, Well why don't you post your pic then?
It's not my fault that the old man wasn't in a good mood when he did it
I still have plenty to offer. It's your loss for rejecting my app.>

Katanga
I dont need to post my pic cause i`m a gal and not a contender,though.I`m in charge of the bride`s candidate approval as well as a ceremony facilitator.

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Bombastic:

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
I'm e-lurking but I cant show up if the e-grooms are not e-present

What an e-shame? Where are they?
I'm here Sorry I'm late coming to the party!

Now that I'm here, I'm ready to take on all challengers for the right to wed the Dark Angel Cat!

Ofcourse, I fully expect to walk away with the prize, as anyone with common sense will know that I am the best choice

As for Kadongle, eunuchs aren't allowed to participate buddy...sorry

~Alistair

Mr.Bombastic(Dude)you have already my approval,soo go and dress up to the nines!! [Wink]

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
<Oh yeah, Well why don't you post your pic then?
It's not my fault that the old man wasn't in a good mood when he did it
I still have plenty to offer. It's your loss for rejecting my app.>

Katanga
I dont need to post my pic cause i`m a gal and not a contender,though.I`m in charge of the bride`s candidate approval as well as a ceremony facilitator.

Why would you make fun of me then? Don't you think it's up to her to decide [Mad]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

Yayyy,guys....remember this is a traditional Egy wedding,so dont forget the mahr(dowry)....thats besides your physical atributes!!!

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
Yayyy,guys....remember this is a traditional Egy wedding,so dont forget the mahr(dowry)....thats besides your physical atributes!!!

I win then. This loser wouldn't have more money than I for sure [Cool]

Posted by Mr. Bombastic (Member # 12020) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
Mr.Bombastic(Dude)you have already my approval,soo go and dress up to the nines!!

Thanks Sash! [Wink]

quote:
I win then. This loser wouldn't have more money than I for sure

And why is that Kadongle? You have no idea what I do for a living, and of the things I have planned for the future [Big Grin]

I already know what you do though..

You're a gay stripper [Razz]

~Alistair

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Bombastic:

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
Mr.Bombastic(Dude)you have already my approval,soo go and dress up to the nines!!
Thanks Sash!

quote:
I win then. This loser wouldn't have more money than I for sure
And why is that Kadongle? You have no idea what I do for a living, and of the things I have planned for the future

I already know what you do though..

You're a gay stripper

~Alistair

I know everything you fag!
But keep going ... I'm setting u up BTW [Wink]

Posted by Mr. Bombastic (Member # 12020) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Katanga we bass:
I know everything you fag!
But keep going ... I'm setting u up BTW

Nah, I think I'll stop here. Like I said before, there's only so much magpie chatter I can take..

But, if your weak masculinity is tied to your bank account, then I count that as an advantage on my behalf.

~Alistair

Posted by MK the Most Interlectual (Member # 8356) on :

Mr. Garrison: Does anyone know what sexual harassment means?
Cartman: When you are trying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

Posted by Alchemist (Member # 12318) on :

Mr. Boombastic
What you want is some boombastic romantic fantastic lover
Shaggy
Mr. Lover lover, Mr. Lover lover, girl, Mr. Lover lover
She call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me in me back
she say I'm Mr. Ro...mantic
She call me Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic, touch me in me back she say
I'm ro... Smooth just like silk
Soft and coddle hug me up like a quit
I'm a lyrical lover no take me for no filth
With my sexual physique Jah know me well built
Oh me oh my well well can't you tell
I'm just like a turtle crawling out of my shell
Gal you captivate my body put me under a spell
With your cus cus perfume I love your sweet smell
You are the only young girl that can ring my bell
And I can take rejection so you tell me go to hell

I'm Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says I'm Mr
Ro...mantic
I'm Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says boom
boom
boom
Download MP3's
I'm Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says I'm Mr
Ro...mantic
I'm Mr. Boombastic say me fantastic touch me in my back she says boom
boom
boom

Gee wheeze baby please
Let me take you to an island of the sweet cool breeze
You don't fell like drive baby hand me the keys
And I'll take you to a place to set your mind at ease
Don't you tickle my foot bottom ha ha baby please
Don't you play with my nose I might ha chum sneeze
Well you a the bun and me a the cheese
And if me a the rice well you a the peas

[CHORUS]

Give me your loving gal your loving well good
I want your loving gal give it like you should
Give me your loving gal your loving well good
I want your loving gal you remember the woo
Would like to

LOL! Awesome song, reminds me of riding in the car with my brother and cousins, us all singing along.

Posted by MK the Most Interlectual (Member # 8356) on :

Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.

Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

Posted by MK the Most Interlectual (Member # 8356) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Alchemist:
Mr. Boombastic
What you want is some boombastic romantic fantastic lover
Shaggy

How 'bout we sing, "Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch" in D Minor.

Posted by MK the Most Interlectual (Member # 8356) on :

KwB: Now stop wasting CAT's time, you little pussy prick.

Mr. B: Don't take that tone with me, kid. I'll kick your ass.

KwB: Yah. Well, I'd like to see you try. I'm, like, 6 feet tall.

Mr. B: Yah. Well, you sound like a little bitch to me.

KwB: Bitch! Don't call me bitch, bitch!

Mr. B: Bring it on then, bitch!

KwB: I already brung it, bitch. I brung it, opened it, and set it on the table, bitch.

Posted by MK the Most Interlectual (Member # 8356) on :

OhmiGod! They stopped fighting. You bastards!

I made the boys shut the bug up for half an hour.

Mission accomplished. Back to bed.

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by MK the Most Interlectual:
OhmiGod! They stopped fighting. You bastards!

I made the boys shut the bug up for half an hour.

Mission accomplished. Back to bed.

Posted by Mr. Bombastic (Member # 12020) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Alchemist:
LOL! Awesome song, reminds me of riding in the car with my brother and cousins, us all singing along.

Hehe, and I have the same Island roots as Shaggy aswell [Wink]

BTW Alchemist, if you ever discover the Philosopher's Stone, give me a call [Big Grin]

~Alistair

Posted by Mr. Bombastic (Member # 12020) on :

quote:
Originally posted by MK the Most Interlectual:
KwB: Now stop wasting CAT's time, you little pussy prick.

Mr. B: Don't take that tone with me, kid. I'll kick your ass.

KwB: Yah. Well, I'd like to see you try. I'm, like, 6 feet tall.

Mr. B: Yah. Well, you sound like a little bitch to me.

KwB: Bitch! Don't call me bitch, bitch!

Mr. B: Bring it on then, bitch!

KwB: I already brung it, bitch. I brung it, opened it, and set it on the table, bitch.

Haha, this was funny [Smile]

quote:
OhmiGod! They stopped fighting. You bastards!

I made the boys shut the bug up for half an hour.

Mission accomplished. Back to bed.

No you didn't! Kadongle is still a bitch [Big Grin]

~Alistair

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Bombastic:

quote:
Originally posted by MK the Most Interlectual:
KwB: Now stop wasting CAT's time, you little pussy prick.

Mr. B: Don't take that tone with me, kid. I'll kick your ass.

KwB: Yah. Well, I'd like to see you try. I'm, like, 6 feet tall.

Mr. B: Yah. Well, you sound like a little bitch to me.

KwB: Bitch! Don't call me bitch, bitch!

Mr. B: Bring it on then, bitch!

KwB: I already brung it, bitch. I brung it, opened it, and set it on the table, bitch.
Haha, this was funny

quote:
OhmiGod! They stopped fighting. You bastards!

I made the boys shut the bug up for half an hour.

Mission accomplished. Back to bed.
No you didn't! Kadongle is still a bitch

~Alistair

You've always been a fag. Will live a fag and die chocking on someones cock you mother fucker.

Posted by Just Call Me A Lackey (Member # 10626) on :

Hey, CAT. Do you have an e-gift wish list or registry?! Congratulations on your impending e-wedding! [Big Grin]

Posted by Alchemist (Member # 12318) on :

You know you have been on ES too much when you start to have conspiracy theories. There was a shooter on the grassy knoll! buhahahahaha (my evil laugh)

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

I just found a great deal on some e-flowers.

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

Alistair's video application for wedding e-belly dancer :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6autbeh_tUk&mode=related&search=

Posted by foreignluvr (Member # 5854) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Bombastic:

quote:
Originally posted by MK the Most Interlectual:
KwB: Now stop wasting CAT's time, you little pussy prick.

Mr. B: Don't take that tone with me, kid. I'll kick your ass.

KwB: Yah. Well, I'd like to see you try. I'm, like, 6 feet tall.

Mr. B: Yah. Well, you sound like a little bitch to me.

KwB: Bitch! Don't call me bitch, bitch!

Mr. B: Bring it on then, bitch!

KwB: I already brung it, bitch. I brung it, opened it, and set it on the table, bitch.
Haha, this was funny

quote:
OhmiGod! They stopped fighting. You bastards!

I made the boys shut the bug up for half an hour.

Mission accomplished. Back to bed.
No you didn't! Kadongle is still a bitch

~Alistair
You've always been a fag. Will live a fag and die chocking on someones cock you mother fucker.

aaahhh come on guys. Why you too talking this **** to each other? I think ur both cool. And as far as i know everyone likes the two of you.
And anyway, the name calling & fighting are reserved for only the female members here [Big Grin]

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Katanga we bass:
Alistair's video application for wedding e-belly dancer :

Application

He has been rejected.

Posted by foreignluvr (Member # 5854) on :

Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by foreignluvr:
Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.

Tito is Alistair's show biz name. Thank u.
No fags are allowed in my wedding.

Posted by V For Vendetta (Member # 12634) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Katanga we bass:

quote:
Originally posted by Katanga we bass:
Alistair's video application for wedding e-belly dancer :

Application
He has been rejected.

Amazing how some "men" have no shame!

Posted by Alchemist (Member # 12318) on :

Boys please! Where is MK? She needs to come break this up again.

America, fock yeah! Comin' again to save the motherfucking day, yeah! / America, fock yeah! Freedom is the only way, yeah! / Terrorists, your game is through, 'cause now you have to answer to / America, fock yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls! / America, fock yeah! What you gonna do when we come for you now!

Posted by Mr. Bombastic (Member # 12020) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Katanga we bass:
My video application for wedding e-belly dancer :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6autbeh_tUk&mode=related&search=

Sorry Kadongle, but since I'm at work, I can't see your video application for the e-wedding e-bellydancer [Big Grin]

I'm sure you'll do a good job though, you being Egyptian and all [Wink]

Heck, you even have the body type for it seeing as you look a bit girlish [Eek!]

~Alistair

Posted by Mr. Bombastic (Member # 12020) on :

quote:
Originally posted by foreignluvr:
aaahhh come on guys. Why you too talking this **** to each other? I think ur both cool. And as far as i know everyone likes the two of you.

Actually Foreignluvr, according to Kadongle's pathetic poll which he couldn't even win without resorting to cheating, I'm far more liked than he is [Cool]

~Alistair

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

Hi my e-friends....... I have been busy waiting for the e-grooms to settle their differences & stop e-fighting over me, while still preparing my e-wedding gown, my e-make-up & my e-hair.

Thanks Sashy, you've organized the e-hall pretty well........ I still see some e-stuff missing.... But you guys all have helped her do a good e-wedding

We still have some time left & I wont get e-married to any of the e-grooms unless they stop e-fighting

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
Hi my e-friends....... I have been busy waiting for the e-grooms to settle their differences & stop e-fighting over me, while still preparing my e-wedding gown, my e-make-up & my e-hair.

Thanks Sashy, you've organized the e-hall pretty well........ I still see some e-stuff missing.... But you guys all have helped her do a good e-wedding

We still have some time left & I wont get e-married to any of the e-grooms unless they stop e-fighting

I can't wait ...
I can't wait to hold you close ...
Blow softly the strands of hair covering your face ...
So that I can look in your eyes ...

Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :

oh my goodness, CAT please make your decision quickly ~ I don't think Katanga can wait much longer, what about VanillaBullshit, is he applying for the position as well?? [Confused]

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers:
oh my goodness, CAT please make your decision quickly ~ I don't think Katanga can wait much longer, what about VanillaBullshit, is he applying for the position as well??

I think he just wants to be invited to the e-wedding & eat e-ass sugar cake which he requested

Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :

quote:
Originally posted by foreignluvr:

And anyway, the name calling & fighting are reserved for only the female members here

it was female members [Wink]

Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :

My advice is go for katanga cinders, his speech near the beginning ripped at my heart, hes a real MAN with an air of dignity that AAA just doesn't have [Big Grin]

Posted by Laura (Member # 879) on :

quote:
Originally posted by foreignluvr:
Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.

You have to see ZaZa then foreignluvr, he is the best.. [Big Grin]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7121084889617333333&q=zaza+bellydancer&hl=en

Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Laura:

quote:
Originally posted by foreignluvr:
Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.
You have to see ZaZa then foreignluvr, he is the best..

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7121084889617333333&q=zaza+bellydancer&hl=en

My hubby's MUCH better [Cool]

Posted by Laura (Member # 879) on :

lol Ayisha, I love watching the men dance here, its a lot of fun and never fails to get everyone joining in [Smile]

Really Egypt is like no other place when people get together, and the fun that just starts to happen! If that makes sense..haha

Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Laura:
lol Ayisha, I love watching the men dance here, its a lot of fun and never fails to get everyone joining in

Really Egypt is like no other place when people get together, and the fun that just starts to happen! If that makes sense..haha

make perfect sense Laura, [Wink]

Posted by Alchemist (Member # 12318) on :

Seriously are we getting on with this e-marriage? I am getting e-bored out of my e-mind. Anyone want to e-dance with me on the e-floor?

Posted by Tream Lefty (Member # 6244) on :

Hey, CAT, can I prepare your e-prenuptial agreement?

[Big Grin]

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

Katanga has balls [Big Grin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GhhjEpKv5U

Posted by foreignluvr (Member # 5854) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Tream Lefty:
Hey, CAT, can I prepare your e-prenuptial agreement?

Good idea Cat. You might need an e-lawyer on board [Smile]

Thanks Laura. I have heard many times of these "male belly dancers" but never seen them perform. Had no idea they could "shake their hips" like that!!

Posted by foreignluvr (Member # 5854) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Katanga we bass:
Katanga has balls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GhhjEpKv5U

Well I saw one ball [Big Grin]

just joking. You don't have to tell me which one was you!!!

Posted by V For Vendetta (Member # 12634) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Laura:

quote:
Originally posted by foreignluvr:
Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.
You have to see ZaZa then foreignluvr, he is the best..

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7121084889617333333&q=zaza+bellydancer&hl=en

I don't get that at all...are they gay?

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by foreignluvr:
Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.

Tito is Hot!!!!! [Wink]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by V For Vendetta:

quote:
Originally posted by Laura:

quote:
Originally posted by foreignluvr:
Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.
You have to see ZaZa then foreignluvr, he is the best..

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7121084889617333333&q=zaza+bellydancer&hl=en
I don't get that at all...are they gay?

I know people who know him,and no,he`s not gay!!! [Mad]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

Getting back on track on the e-wedding...what`s going on here guys????Dont wanna see contendants name calling here....please stay cool till the bride arrives.
Mr.Bombastic,stop parading flashing your 6-packs here and bring your dowry!!!!
Katanga,you have not even dressed up yet!!!!

Posted by V For Vendetta (Member # 12634) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:

quote:
Originally posted by V For Vendetta:

quote:
Originally posted by Laura:

quote:
Originally posted by foreignluvr:
Hey I never saw a male belly dancer before but ole Tito wasn't too bad!!! That is, IF he didn't have that goofy lookin smile on his face the whole time he was dancing.
You have to see ZaZa then foreignluvr, he is the best..

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7121084889617333333&q=zaza+bellydancer&hl=en
I don't get that at all...are they gay?
I know people who know him,and no,he`s not gay!!!

That makes it even more difficult to understand!

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
Getting back on track on the e-wedding...what`s going on here guys????Dont wanna see contendants name calling here....please stay cool till the bride arrives.
Mr.Bombastic,stop parading flashing your 6-packs here and bring your dowry!!!!
Katanga,you have not even dressed up yet!!!!

I'm all dressed up and ready to go [Cool]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iix_G-x4IV8&mode=related&search=

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
I think he just wants to be invited to the e-wedding & eat e-ass sugar cake which he requested

Untrue!

I'd also like to enjoy an e-drink or three.

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Alchemist:
Seriously are we getting on with this e-marriage? I am getting e-bored out of my e-mind. Anyone want to e-dance with me on the e-floor?

Get your e-booty on the e-dance floor, and let's show these fools some mad e-moves.

Posted by Mr. Bombastic (Member # 12020) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
Getting back on track on the e-wedding...what`s going on here guys????Dont wanna see contendants name calling here....please stay cool till the bride arrives.
Mr.Bombastic,stop parading flashing your 6-packs here and bring your dowry!!!!
Katanga,you have not even dressed up yet!!!!

Do I still need a dowry even though I'm not a Muslim? [Confused]

Ahh to hell with this.. Marrying an Egyptian woman is just too much trouble.

I need a dowry, then I have to contend with all the other clowns, and even then, Cat seems to be polyamorous so I may not get her all to myself!

I think I'll go and get myself a good ol' American broad.....or two...or three [Cool]

~Alistair

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Tream Lefty:
Hey, CAT, can I prepare your e-prenuptial agreement?

Yes tream Lefty, please start doing it [Big Grin]

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Bombastic:

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
Getting back on track on the e-wedding...what`s going on here guys????Dont wanna see contendants name calling here....please stay cool till the bride arrives.
Mr.Bombastic,stop parading flashing your 6-packs here and bring your dowry!!!!
Katanga,you have not even dressed up yet!!!!
Do I still need a dowry even though I'm not a Muslim?

Ahh to hell with this.. Marrying an Egyptian woman is just too much trouble.

I need a dowry, then I have to contend with all the other clowns, and even then, Cat seems to be polyamorous so I may not get her all to myself!

I think I'll go and get myself a good ol' American broad.....or two...or three

~Alistair

You're e-pulling out now? [Mad]

Please cancel my e-wedding.... i am not going to e-marry anyone

Sashy, pls send the rest of the e-grooms away

I will take my e-tickets & go to the e-honey moon alone [Cool]

No e-man deserves me [Mad]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

VanillaBulshit,arent you applying,too for CAT`s hand????We could consider you!

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Bombastic:

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
Getting back on track on the e-wedding...what`s going on here guys????Dont wanna see contendants name calling here....please stay cool till the bride arrives.
Mr.Bombastic,stop parading flashing your 6-packs here and bring your dowry!!!!
Katanga,you have not even dressed up yet!!!!
Do I still need a dowry even though I'm not a Muslim?

Ahh to hell with this.. Marrying an Egyptian woman is just too much trouble.

I need a dowry, then I have to contend with all the other clowns, and even then, Cat seems to be polyamorous so I may not get her all to myself!

I think I'll go and get myself a good ol' American broad.....or two...or three

~Alistair

Mr.Bombastic [Mad]

this is not the Dude i know.Dont dissapoint me,ppz!!!This bride deserves all that and more.I was going to give you my vote,but i dont want this attitude [Frown]

Common,Dude,collect the best dowry you can and i`m sure e-bride CAT will love you forever [Wink]

Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Bombastic:

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
Getting back on track on the e-wedding...what`s going on here guys????Dont wanna see contendants name calling here....please stay cool till the bride arrives.
Mr.Bombastic,stop parading flashing your 6-packs here and bring your dowry!!!!
Katanga,you have not even dressed up yet!!!!
Do I still need a dowry even though I'm not a Muslim?

Ahh to hell with this.. Marrying an Egyptian woman is just too much trouble.

I need a dowry, then I have to contend with all the other clowns, and even then, Cat seems to be polyamorous so I may not get her all to myself!

I think I'll go and get myself a good ol' American broad.....or two...or three

~Alistair
You're e-pulling out now?

Please cancel my e-wedding.... i am not going to e-marry anyone

Sashy, pls send the rest of the e-grooms away

I will take my e-tickets & go to the e-honey moon alone

No e-man deserves me

a wise e-tantrum cinders [Wink]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

<I will take my e-tickets & go to the e-honey moon alone>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!this is tooo funny,CAT...going to your e-honeymoon alone...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

What's a guy gotta do to get some e-ass cake without all the e-hassles??

I'm e-hungry, dammit.

Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :

Cats getting cold e-feet .......

Posted by Mr. Bombastic (Member # 12020) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
You're e-pulling out now?

Please cancel my e-wedding.... i am not going to e-marry anyone

Sashy, pls send the rest of the e-grooms away

I will take my e-tickets & go to the e-honey moon alone

No e-man deserves me

*Ahem*

My dearest Cat, please understand that I was not myself when wrote that despicable paragraph.

My ex e-wife just left me, my e-dog died, and my e-car got hit by an e-asteroid from e-outer space [Frown]

Therefore, I'm not in the best of condition.

Please forgive me, and take me back! [Smile]

You won't regret it!

I have ALOT OF LOVE TO GIVE! [Big Grin]

~Alistair

Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :

shes gone on honeymoon on her own, shes having a great time [Big Grin]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
shes gone on honeymoon on her own, shes having a great time

You just lost her,Mr.Bombastic [Wink]

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

Hi everyone, i am sending you e-cards from my e-honeymoon "alone" in Hawaii....... It's the best vacation ever........ sitting by the beach, day & night, drinking e-martinis & meeting new people each day, getting a wonderful e-tan, wearing a different hot bikini every day, attending e-beach parties, e-dancing my ass off all night.

cheers everybody ....... see you when I come back [Big Grin]

Tough luck to the e-grooms [Razz]

Posted by cairobug (Member # 10571) on :

ok i really did laugh, CAT that was too cute...

Posted by Katanga we bass (Member # 12233) on :

Actually my first reaction when I saw this thread was how come Sashyra88 could be so mean as to put cat on the spot like this. The outcome was only inevitable.
I tried to save you Cat but ... Oh well

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
Hi everyone, i am sending you e-cards from my e-honeymoon "alone" in Hawaii....... It's the best vacation ever........ sitting by the beach, day & night, drinking e-martinis & meeting new people each day, getting a wonderful e-tan, wearing a different hot bikini every day, attending e-beach parties, e-dancing my ass off all night.

cheers everybody ....... see you when I come back

Tough luck to the e-grooms

This is toooo funny,CAT! [Big Grin]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

This e-grooms proved themselves totally unworthy!!!!

*back to my traditional Egy wedding planner activities,and most important of all,the search for a huge,bulky dowry*

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
This e-grooms proved themselves totally unworthy!!!!

*back to my traditional Egy wedding planner activities,and most important of all,the search for a huge,bulky dowry*

men disappointed me [Frown]

....... I'd rather turn e-Lesbian [Razz]

women are more appreciative [Wink]

Posted by cairobug (Member # 10571) on :

CAT,

will you e-marry me then? [Wink]

Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :

is this ES first e-lesbian wedding coming up? [Big Grin]

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
I'd rather turn e-Lesbian

women are more appreciative

*perk*

This could be interesting, tell me more [Big Grin]

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

Ok........ let have an e-lesbian e-wedding?

Any e-brides interested? we can have our e-wedding in e-Hawaii [Smile]

Cairobug your e-proposal is e-accepted...... any e-female else?

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

Don't have issues against homos,but i rather give up my e-wedding planer/facilitator-of-dowry for this one here.

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
Don't have issues against homos,but i rather give up my e-wedding planer/facilitator-of-dowry for this one here.

Not to worry, Sash, being the generous, altruistic person I am, I'm going to sacrifice my time and take over this lezbo-fest, er, lesbian e-wedding, after all CAT is a friend, and hey, what are friends for??

I love helping people.

No really.

Posted by High-Voltage (Member # 10969) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
This e-grooms proved themselves totally unworthy!!!!

*back to my traditional Egy wedding planner activities,and most important of all,the search for a huge,bulky dowry*
men disappointed me ....... I'd rather turn e-Lesbian

women are more appreciative

e-xecuse me [Big Grin]

Posted by cairobug (Member # 10571) on :

So CAT,
who's going to be lipstick?

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

Ooohh! Ohhh!!!

Will there be leather & handcuffs involved?

How about a Scuba Suit/Gimp Mask combo?

Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :

oopps im in the wrong room here !

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by VanillaBullshit:
Ooohh! Ohhh!!!

Will there be leather & handcuffs involved?

How about a Scuba Suit/Gimp Mask combo?

yes & the biggest rubber dildos there are [Wink]

Posted by cairobug (Member # 10571) on :

ewww...i was just asking to know who's wearing the e-dress? [Roll Eyes]

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

woohoo!

Now we're talkin [Wink]

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

quote:
Originally posted by cairobug:
ewww...i was just asking to know who's wearing the e-dress?

lol she's a wild one that CAT

Posted by cairobug (Member # 10571) on :

yes VB she is, and you know just how to get her started ...LOL [Wink]

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

Whatever do you mean??

*innocent smile*

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by cairobug:
ewww...i was just asking to know who's wearing the e-dress?

You wear the e-dress while i wear the e-leather pants & e-leather bra [Wink]

Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :

ooops back in the wrong room [Eek!]

'scuse me guys [Big Grin]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
ooops back in the wrong room

'scuse me guys

Ayishaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!Have a seat once and for all,will you?????
You are obstructing my view! [Mad]

Posted by cairobug (Member # 10571) on :

CAT,
you're disappointing me...was hoping we could both wear the e-dresses?? we'll both be fem, k?

note to ayisha: sorry sorry thought this was G-rated...lol [Wink]

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
You wear the e-dress while i wear the e-leather pants & e-leather bra

*Hands CAT the whip*

Smack her e-booty til she begs for e-mercy.

[Big Grin]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by VanillaBullshit:

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
You wear the e-dress while i wear the e-leather pants & e-leather bra
*Hands CAT the whip*

Smack her e-booty til she begs for e-mercy.

CAT:he wants you to call him "master". [Big Grin]

Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
This e-grooms proved themselves totally unworthy!!!!

*back to my traditional Egy wedding planner activities,and most important of all,the search for a huge,bulky dowry*
men disappointed me ....... I'd rather turn e-Lesbian

women are more appreciative

LOL speaking of lesbian...I guess this candidate is out:
http://i10.tinypic.com/4c2v04i.jpg

Posted by Laura (Member # 879) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
ooops back in the wrong room

'scuse me guys

*takes a cue from Ayisha* [Eek!]

Heads for the e-kitchen for some E-lixor! (yes I said E-lixor not E-licks-her! [Razz]

Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Laura:

quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
ooops back in the wrong room

'scuse me guys
*takes a cue from Ayisha*

Heads for the e-kitchen for some E-lixor! (yes I said E-lixor not E-licks-her!

ah Laura, welcome to the e-kitchen, im just e-washing up [Big Grin]

im always in the e-kitchen washing up at e-parties/lesbian e-weddings [Frown]

sash! im 5', i cant spoil anyones view [Big Grin]

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers:

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
This e-grooms proved themselves totally unworthy!!!!

*back to my traditional Egy wedding planner activities,and most important of all,the search for a huge,bulky dowry*
men disappointed me ....... I'd rather turn e-Lesbian

women are more appreciative
LOL speaking of lesbian...I guess this candidate is out:
http://i10.tinypic.com/4c2v04i.jpg

Oh my god..... I am an e-Fag [Big Grin]

Got an e-crack [Big Grin]

will show my e-ass [Razz]

happy new year everybody [Wink]

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

oh I have a change of heart........ I need men

men are better..... i realized I'm not into flappers (PUKE)

Can i get the men back? [Frown]

we can still use handcuffs

Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :

lol if handcuffs are in I'm sure Vanilla will be back soon enough [Wink]

Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :

well i hope hes not still waiting for me in my maids outfit in the other thread, coz i cant find the thread [Frown]

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Ayisha:
well i hope hes not still waiting for me in my maids outfit in the other thread, coz i cant find the thread

edited

http://www.egyptsearch.com/forums/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=012308

Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :

thanks cinders [Frown]

hes either asleep and snoring or dead and snoring [Frown]

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
oh I have a change of heart........ I need men

men are better..... i realized I'm not into flappers (PUKE)

Can i get the men back?

we can still use handcuffs

*PERK*

Handcuffs you say?

I have some nice fluffy handcuffs right here [Smile]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

Phewwwwwwwwwww,CAT...i'm glad you are into men again.As inmature and bitchy as they might me,i'll take them anyway....LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

I still can't live without them....*sigh* [Wink]

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

I'm parking my e-ass right here, this is the best thread ever [Big Grin]

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by VanillaBullshit:
I'm parking my e-ass right here, this is the best thread ever

Do you want me to e-spank your e-ass with my e-flippers?
[Razz]

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:
Do you want me to e-spank your e-ass with my e-flippers?

Ohh, KittyCat! Spank you! Spank you very much!

Just use your hands, I've been a very bad boy, and I need e-discipline.

I get to e-spank you later, right? [Razz]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

Since CAT has gotten back to her preference for guys,i will re-offer myself for e-testing the next e-grooms that might want to parade down this thread.Have to remind you the contendants that i have very professional e-tactics for sampling male merchandise.This CAT deserves the best,so since i'm slightly more experienced than her she has fully trusted me this task.

Posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT (Member # 11953) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
Since CAT has gotten back to her preference for guys,i will re-offer myself for e-testing the next e-grooms that might want to parade down this thread.Have to remind you the contendants that i have very professional e-tactics for sampling male merchandise.This CAT deserves the best,so since i'm slightly more experienced than her she has fully trusted me this task.

Sashy, go ahead & take the e-lead [Wink]

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

quote:
Originally posted by *The Dark Angel* aka CAT:

quote:
Originally posted by Sashyra88:
Since CAT has gotten back to her preference for guys,i will re-offer myself for e-testing the next e-grooms that might want to parade down this thread.Have to remind you the contendants that i have very professional e-tactics for sampling male merchandise.This CAT deserves the best,so since i'm slightly more experienced than her she has fully trusted me this task.
Sashy, go ahead & take the e-lead

*jumping up & down with exitement*
[Big Grin]

Posted by VanillaBullshit (Member # 10873) on :

Just like a woman to e-build you up, and then e-let ya down.

Alright, back to flap talk.

Posted by Sashyra88 (Member # 11693) on :

Noooo,VB...you cannot runaway from uss...pplz!!!!!