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hey guys some one forward me an email with this in it and i simply have to share it, i laughed alot while reading it.....anyway enjoy;)
A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview*
Reporter: Hi Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta Reporter: Do u speak english? Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u? Egyptian: No,i dont have a mind Reporter: What's your name? Egyptian: Taha Reporter: Sex? Taha: I love it
Reporter: oh no, i meant male or female? Taha (yelling): what do u sink? Reporter: Its just for the sake of the report..never mind...male.... Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time u want Reporter: No,thanks,I'll take u for ur word...so..how do u find life here in egypt?
Taha: Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz Reporter: oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?
Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food Reporter: Ok..lets move on..what do u do? Taha: I am very well ,sank u Reporter: No,I mean do u have a job?
Taha(looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice Reprter: Oh my god,DO YOU WORK? Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt? Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt? Taha: I do not undurstand what u say Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt? Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any money Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?
Taha: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah? Reporter: Then where does all the money go? Taha: Guvurment Reporter: And what does the government do with the money? Taha: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote? Taha: What duz zat mean? Reporter: Do u choose your president Taha: Mubarak? Reporter: yes Taha(nervously): i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice Reporter: Why him? Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter: But there r no wars right now Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it Reporter: what about the last 26 years ? Taha: I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi Reporter: No,i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years
Taha: He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha Taha: No broblem,only 10 bounds
Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head Reporter:Grrrrrrrr Taha: ok ok..need a Taxi? --
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I admire the Egyptian sense of humour, is Bery rare to find a nation which have the ability to laugh at their dally problems and bad habits like the Egyptian do about themselves
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