I'm bored today...... let's throw a few insults and start a fight!!! Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
can you do it over in the relationships section please, 'living' stays relatively free of all that crap.
You can throw a 'shan't' back if you like I'm supposed to be planning a 2 hour lesson 1-1 tomorrow and my head hurts and I don't wanna do it, so if its a silly fight I don't mind joining in.
Posted by Momma Dukes (Member # 14252) on :
how about shutting off the computer and taking your fat ass for a walk if ur that bored.
Posted by Hibbah (Member # 12156) on :
^^^^ooooh, and let the fight begin.
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
Shanta... why do you have to be so stupid!!???? It's people like you that always start trouble on these boards!! And who cares about your stupid headache.... I'm far too important to take note of your banal comments!!! I've got far more important stuff to worry about.... it's raining here and we've run out of mayonnaise!!
How's that.... are we on???? Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
Well I got into a.. ahem... heated debate at university today, so I'm all riled up. Let the fun begin, woo!
Since when has going for a walk lessoned boredom?
[EDIT: Puts £50 on Shanta (sorry Mama ]
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
quote:Originally posted by Momma Dukes: how about shutting off the computer and taking your fat ass for a walk if ur that bored.
It's raining!!! Posted by Hibbah (Member # 12156) on :
we can't start a fight. you need specific people to start a fight. the only way we can attract them is by throwing their names into the thread.
Posted by Makbeta (Member # 14401) on :
Mamasue, I can't recognize you?!
You've always been sooooo nice?!!
Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
quote:Originally posted by Makbeta: Mamasue, I can't recognize you?
You've always been sooooo nice?!!
*kicks Makbeta off a high cliff and runs to hide away*
Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
quote:Originally posted by mamasue: Shanta... why do you have to be so stupid!!???? It's people like you that always start trouble on these boards!! And who cares about your stupid headache.... I'm far too important to take note of your banal comments!!! I've got far more important stuff to worry about.... it's raining here and we've run out of mayonnaise!!
How's that.... are we on????
Yeah, that's right, hide behind your lappie and type bad things about me. Urm... if all you have to worry about is a bit of rain and some mayonnaise, its time you started thinking about other people for a change... erm.... bog this for a lark I can't think of anything else I'm gonna watch The Scorpion King on MBC Action Posted by Makbeta (Member # 14401) on :
Hey Sash, don't start with me! Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
Ok guys..... you win!!! I'm a lousy fighter!!! Shanta..... love you really!!! Kitty... you got your 50 quid.... I'm bore d with fighting... and I'm a big wuss really!!! I'll watch Judge Judy instead!!!
Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
wimp Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
quote:Originally posted by Shanta Qadeema: wimp
Yes I'm just a big girls blouse really!!! Too much time on my hands today!!! But.... I can throw a few insults, if you think it'd help!!!! Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
you think you're a big girls blouse eh eh?
see this see this, this is a big girl's blouse (picks up shirt off sofa and waves 1 inch from mamasue's nose)
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
*mamasue rips the sleeves off the shirt* There..... you can be a Georgia redneck now!!!!!
Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
Picks apple pie off window-sill where it is cooling off and sticks in on mama's head... ... laughs - ha ha who's Mom n Apple Pie now...
[PS its not easy having a fight when this 3 minute rule thing keeps kicking in!]
Posted by Rumicrazieluv (Member # 12053) on :
quote:Originally posted by Hibbah: we can't start a fight. you need specific people to start a fight. the only way we can attract them is by throwing their names into the thread.
Naw, you just hint that you think you know something they think you know but you arent sure what you think they think you know but maybe if you know some of what they think you know that you know then maybe you might have a fight See how simple that is!!! Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
*mamasue adds whipped cream to the apple pie and eats what's left* You're a great cook, Shanta... even though you've got a face like the back of a bus, you wear big knickers, and your armpits smell!! Told you I'm no good at fighting!! Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
Such jealousy mamasue - me, me who is a Model - and who told you about the big knickers - that was a secret - who PMd you, print it here and let us all see.
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
Rumie... what do you know about me??? If you know what I think you know, and you tell who you think you'll tell....I'll tell everybody what I know about you...... even though you don't think I know what I know....I know it all ( I think!!)
Posted by Hibbah (Member # 12156) on :
quote:Originally posted by Rumicrazieluv:
quote:Originally posted by Hibbah: we can't start a fight. you need specific people to start a fight. the only way we can attract them is by throwing their names into the thread.
Naw, you just hint that you think you know something they think you know but you arent sure what you think they think you know but maybe if you know some of what they think you know that you know then maybe you might have a fight See how simple that is!!!
Well Rumi, I think its time you told EVERYONE HERE about what you did to you know whom, in the library with the candle stick!!!! Admit it!!!!
little does she know, that I know, that she knows, that I know etc etc
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
quote:Originally posted by Shanta Qadeema: Such jealousy mamasue - me, me who is a Model - and who told you about the big knickers - that was a secret - who PMd you, print it here and let us all see.
Ok... I'll just dig into my archives to find some filth....!!! By the way... the apple pie was delicious!!! And.... I've got the photos to prove about the big knickers... they're flowery too!!!!
Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
quote:Originally posted by fish killer: I know some thread topic words that could start a fight throw something in about orfi marriages.. that gets loads of people going
I won't be joining in this time though cause I'm pregs and getting angry might make my waters break!
You cow FK you swore you'd never tell about my orfi to the camel farmer from that village near Aswan I'm gutted. Who else have you told, and if you tell anyone about the 20000LE I gave his cow I'll do for you... oooppppppsss....
Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
quote:Originally posted by mamasue:
quote:Originally posted by Shanta Qadeema: Such jealousy mamasue - me, me who is a Model - and who told you about the big knickers - that was a secret - who PMd you, print it here and let us all see.
Ok... I'll just dig into my archives to find some filth....!!! By the way... the apple pie was delicious!!! And.... I've got the photos to prove about the big knickers... they're flowery too!!!!
Aha now I know you're making it up. Who told you that? They're plain not flowery.
[some of these 1976 tunes ain't bad... Howzat!]
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
*mamasue mops up FK's waters* Shanta... I hope the farmer wasn't Mohammed!!! If it was... he's mine.....leave him alone.....He swore he'll be faithful....we're getting married as soon as I can raise the money!!!you English women are all the same... HE'S MINE I TELL YOU!!!!!
BTW... love that song!!!
Posted by Rumicrazieluv (Member # 12053) on :
quote:Originally posted by Hibbah:
quote:Originally posted by Rumicrazieluv:
quote:Originally posted by Hibbah: we can't start a fight. you need specific people to start a fight. the only way we can attract them is by throwing their names into the thread.
Naw, you just hint that you think you know something they think you know but you arent sure what you think they think you know but maybe if you know some of what they think you know that you know then maybe you might have a fight See how simple that is!!!
Well Rumi, I think its time you told EVERYONE HERE about what you did to you know whom, in the library with the candle stick!!!! Admit it!!!!
I confess... I thought that American Patriot was secretly Sarah Palin's husband doing a little PR so I called him on, names flew and then I beat him over the noggin in the chat room with the Queen Witches broom!! You know how us Americans are when it comes toPolitics, Sports, which Beer is better and who will win American Idol!!!
Oh see what you've done ya big troublemaker, you are causing fights on ES. I am naming and shaming you ya Hibbah!!! Posted by weirdkitty (Member # 15365) on :
Whats this about Mohammed, the camel farmer from a village near Aswan??? You ladies better keep your hands off him! He is mine, I just need to send some money so that his brother Ahmed can have a life saving operation! He promised me all his other wives are egyptian, and due to necessity of the family, so I know you two are lying, for I believe Mohammed's words over everything, because he says I should.
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
Rumi.... how can you take the name of Princess Palin in vain!!! When McCain pops his clogs and she becomes president of the USA, she'll be the most elegantly dressed grandmother od an illegitemate child ever to become president!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!! Truly... the thought scares me shi tless!!! Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
quote:Originally posted by mamasue: *mamasue mops up FK's waters* Shanta... I hope the farmer wasn't Mohammed!!! If it was... he's mine.....leave him alone.....He swore he'll be faithful....we're getting married as soon as I can raise the money!!!you English women are all the same... HE'S MINE I TELL YOU!!!!!
BTW... love that song!!!
erm.... run out of gossip now .....
Posted by Rumicrazieluv (Member # 12053) on :
quote:Originally posted by mamasue: Rumie... what do you know about me??? If you know what I think you know, and you tell who you think you'll tell....I'll tell everybody what I know about you...... even though you don't think I know what I know....I know it all ( I think!!)
Ha !! If only you knew what I think I know (villian smirk).
Ok I will tell you the horrid truth- I am secretly a man pretending to be a women pretending to be a man who is voting for ....Colonel Mustard!!! Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
Posted by fish killer (Member # 15631) on :
quote:Originally posted by weirdkitty: Whats this about Mohammed, the camel farmer from a village near Aswan??? You ladies better keep your hands off him! He is mine, I just need to send some money so that his brother Ahmed can have a life saving operation!
WK.. the money isn't for Ahmed to have an operation! its for me, him and the baby to live the high life! We'll be shopping in city stars when the cheque clears! thanks for that!
Baby is moving alot! please keep fighting but do it quietly!
Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
oh sorry FK - right Rumi you baggage - I'm gonna get you... hits Rumi over head with bag full of cotton wool...
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
You women are all fakes and losers!!! I know your true stories.... MMD (my mohammed's different) told me about the women chasing after him and begging him to be with them!! When I sent him the last lot of money, he told me about the internet cafe we'll be buying.... and it wasn't his fault our diving center failed... suddenly the demand for diving stopped in his village... I guess diving in the Nile never caught on!! And my heart really goes out to him, having to line up at the Western Union office with the other guys... it's not dignified!!! He's got no reason to lie to me....I've met his family... and they all embeaced me as his future wife.... the 35 year age difference doesn't matter... age is just a number!! I know the maid personally..... young Katya from Moscow.... she just tends to his camels!!!
Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
Why was my post deleted... someone explain ... mod I didn't deserve for you to do that, what about deleting some of mama sues?
[joke for anyone a bit slow on the uptake tonight ]
Posted by Makbeta (Member # 14401) on :
Get a life women!!!!!! Like me.
(Well, erm, not really )
Posted by Rumicrazieluv (Member # 12053) on :
quote:Originally posted by Shanta Qadeema: oh sorry FK - right Rumi you baggage - I'm gonna get you... hits Rumi over head with bag full of cotton wool...
Ah unfair advantage!! I live in suburb USA so I have no bags full of cotton wool (Rumi stuffs her pseudo- down Ikea comforter in a bag and prepares to do Battle!!)
I knew you were the one that bought that cow, I was supposed to by it for my man- Ali Hussain Hady Ahmed Habbibi!!! It's on now I 'ave to buy the Bazzar in Dhabab for him now, I wanted to give him the cow as a symbol of our undying love!!! Posted by Hibbah (Member # 12156) on :
quote:Originally posted by mamasue: You women are all fakes and losers!!! I know your true stories.... MMD (my mohammed's different) told me about the women chasing after him and begging him to be with them!! When I sent him the last lot of money, he told me about the internet cafe we'll be buying.... and it wasn't his fault our diving center failed... suddenly the demand for diving stopped in his village... I guess diving in the Nile never caught on!! And my heart really goes out to him, having to line up at the Western Union office with the other guys... it's not dignified!!! He's got no reason to lie to me....I've met his family... and they all embeaced me as his future wife.... the 35 year age difference doesn't matter... age is just a number!! I know the maid personally..... young Katya from Moscow.... she just tends to his camels!!!
ROFL @ MMD- My Mohammad is Different
Posted by Shanta Qadeema (Member # 9889) on :
... and I still haven't planned that flippin' lesson - not much use you lot are you
catch u later Bill n Ted dudes...
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
Nobody want to start a fight today?? Ok... I'll watch the cross dressers fighting on Jerry Springer!!!!
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
lol i am ready mamasue lol i prefer fighting in private not to offend any one from es
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
honestly you lot get a life, you spend 24/7 on ES while slagging each other off in pm's behind the scenes. We all know you're all too bloody OLD to be having babies too, FK take that cushion from under ya jumper and stop peeing on everyones floor will ya Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
AND if you all knew what I know then you would all know how confusing most of it is, but then you dont know what I know you know do you?
something like that anyway Posted by fish killer (Member # 15631) on :
shurrup Ayisha! Your just jealous that I can use my bump (its a pillow not a cushion) as an excuse to stuff my face! I know you want to have some of my ben and jerry's ice cream but you've got another thing coming its mine, ALL MINE!
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
was the offer only 4 cat fights
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: was the offer only 4 cat fights
No... cats, dogs, camels.... anybody can join in!!
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
lol so ready 4 the fight lol as i told u i prefer if its on msn ,not to oend any body here lol i am well prepared Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
egy7 how can you have a fight on msn unless we all join in? you have to have it here and you have to try to stop ppl joining in by insulting them, which will make them join in anyway to defend themselves against the slanderous attacks. No point in it being in MSN then we wont be able to get it deleted will we!
Honestly dont you know anything about ES fights? Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
lol ayisha we can have a big fight on msn
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: Honestly dont you know anything about ES fights?
Honestly..... some people don't know anything, do they!!!! Anyway... Jerry Springer's over... the transexual married the fat guy with no teeth...so....
You're all liars... you all suck.... you're all Egyptian gigolos and old sharmootas...I'll expose you all for what you really are!!!!
How'm I doing?? Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
lol u need a transexual to spank u
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
mamasue you doing great, you're just jealous of us old sharmootas coz we got the hunky Egyptian gigolos and you didnt
egy7, that wouldnt be an ES fight then, it would be an MSN fight. Not the same at ALL.
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
lol is spanking forbideen on ES ? LOL tell me the difference and the rules
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
*mamasue spanks Egyptian7 with a wet sock*
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
Ayisha.... I had your boyfriend before you did!!!
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
quote:Originally posted by mamasue: Ayisha.... I had your boyfriend before you did!!!
yeah I know, he told me you were crap Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
egy 7 spaks mamasue with with a wet belt Posted by young at heart (Member # 10365) on :
Mamasue from what I heard you had everyones boyfriend Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
quote:Originally posted by young at heart: Mamasue from what I heard you had everyones boyfriend
Yes..... because I COULD!!!!! Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
well you lot are bloody useless! call this a fight? call this an ES fight? why is it still here then?
mamasue had to leave Egypt coz she'd done 'em all
YAH's boyfriends also had everyone elses boyfriend Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
quote:Originally posted by Makbeta: Hey Sash, don't start with me!
Why not? This thread is about fighting,isn´t it?Aren´t we supposed to follow?
*pokes Makbeta in the eye*
Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: lol ayisha we can have a big fight on msn
I rather be caught dead than in your MSN.
Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
egyptian7 im bored can i spank u too?
Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: egy 7 spaks mamasue with with a wet belt
Haaaaaa...always knew sado-maso was your thang! Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
no tina if u r that much bored i can spank u with sash
Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
quote:Originally posted by mamasue: Ayisha.... I had your boyfriend before you did!!!
Beware...i could steal him! Word of mouth urban legends credit me as Mata Hari! Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
ayisha u r fighting here and in the shared experience session too
Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: no tina if u r that much bored i can spank u with sash
u sure know how to screw up a girls ego..... u could have lied and said yes to make me feel good,,,, lolol
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
tina u have waleed to spank
Posted by young at heart (Member # 10365) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: well you lot are bloody useless! call this a fight? call this an ES fight? why is it still here then?
mamasue had to leave Egypt coz she'd done 'em all
YAH's boyfriends also had everyone elses boyfriend
Apart from yours! He wasn't that desperate Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
i will go eat now 15 mins will be back ,all women needed to be spanked stand after sash
Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: tina u have waleed to spank
i dont mean sexuraly
lololololol
Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: i will go eat now 15 mins will be back ,all women needed to be spanked stand after sash
After eating go and get a professional sado/maso to service you,dude.Soo obvious this stuff suits you! Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
lol tina what u mean ,sash i wont bring any that suits u but if u like spanking that much just bend
Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: lol tina what u mean ,sash i wont bring any that suits u but if u like spanking that much just bend
just wanted to beat someone like a redheaded step child to get out my frustrations..........
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
lol tina but i am a man not a child lol
Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: lol tina what u mean ,sash i wont bring any that suits u but if u like spanking that much just bend
You seem to flourish with even the word,so it obviously suits you. I got what i want,thanks.But seems your offers have no market here.
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
i neevr offered u or willing to offer u cuz my ofers r just 4 women
Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: i neevr offered u or willing to offer u cuz my ofers r just 4 women
Can´t you see that no ES women/lady/gal cares for your massage? Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
lol yes but dnt puturself among these category women ,lady ,gal
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
Egy 7... sounds like what you need is a dominaitrix to beat crap out of you!!!! Any volunteers, girls????
Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: lol yes but dnt puturself among these category women ,lady ,gal
You sure will never be called a man.Ever. Live up with that!
A sorry intent of a spoiled brat like you will never qualify for a woman.
Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
quote:Originally posted by mamasue: Egy 7... sounds like what you need is a dominaitrix to beat crap out of you!!!! Any volunteers, girls????
lol mamasue i guess u r not bored now
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
sash thnx 4 running the show ,u can put ice now on the red area
Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: sash thnx 4 running the show ,u can put ice now on the red area
Save the ice for yourself,rascal.Take mamasue´s advice seriously.A dominatrix could finally make true all your dreams of servitude.
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
get one for yourself u need it
Posted by Laura (Member # 879) on :
*driving by and honking and waving at all you losers from my new Bugatti Veyron*
(did you REALLY think his dad needed all those operations ESPECIALLY when he told you he died 15 years ago....it cost THAT much to avoid the military because he thinks he will be raped....his friend is really dying and needs ALL that money for his 6th heart transplant)....MUHAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Posted by ????? (Member # 12336) on :
Is this about who has the final word?
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
lol laura that should be in request 4 money lol here is a fight Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: get one for yourself u need it
Be true to yourself and accept your needs.It would finally keep you away from offending soo many by offering your silly ¨massages¨¨.
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
???? not all members r decent like u ,some members like to be spanked
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: ???? not all members r decent like u ,some members like to be spanked
I think she needs a spanking Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ayisha:
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: ???? not all members r decent like u ,some members like to be spanked
I think she needs a spanking
Ok...any guys want spanking??? I've always fancied dominaitrix as a career... Imagine beating the crap out of guys and GETTING PAID FOR IT!!!! Sounds like a good career move, at my age... I'd come out of retirement for it!!!!
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
lol mamasue i spank 4 free
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
ayisha would u spank her?
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
quote:Originally posted by egyptian7: ayisha would u spank her?
It would be a pleasure Egy7 Posted by ????? (Member # 12336) on :
So, at least it is a whole lot clearer to know who your enemies are. It should also be a lot clearer if you should tell the reason why.
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
lol ayisha she has a big ......... lol u have to spank her really hard
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
quote:Originally posted by ?????: So, at least it is a whole lot clearer to know who your enemies are. It should also be a lot clearer if you should tell the reason why.
Im not your enemy, this thread is 'fun', 'humour', 'joking', its not really a 'fight' so as its using 'humour' maybe you're in the wrong thread Posted by ????? (Member # 12336) on :
Chat?
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
huh?
*slaps ????? with wet haddock*
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
is sash becoming obedient now?u can do what u want with her too,feel free
Posted by young at heart (Member # 10365) on :
From one old woman to an old crone what's this rubbish about 10 le, I think you have got things a tad mixed up you owe me!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
howmuch yat ,lol u can spank sash too
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
YAH, you KNOW I have witnesses, when I remember who they were I will sue you!!
*pulls sashy's pigtails*
*paints mamasue's glasses*
*greases YAH's handrails*
*wonders why its taking ????? so long to look up 'humour, joke and fun' in dictionary*
Posted by ????? (Member # 12336) on :
I was reading your funny stories, so it's YOUR fault, not mine!
Posted by young at heart (Member # 10365) on :
Ayisha by the time you remember the world will have stopped turning!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
quote:Originally posted by ?????: I was reading your funny stories, so it's YOUR fault, not mine!
*bans ????? from reading any more of my funny stories*
*reports ????? for using capital letters*
*slaps ????? with wet octopus*
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
quote:Originally posted by young at heart: Ayisha by the time you remember the world will have stopped turning!!!!!!!!!!!
Listen you old Macbeth haggis you! I will sue you anyway for my 10LE and I will lie my arse off and smile sweetly like a good little old lady and you will get 10 - life and the global recession will be all your fault!!!
*phones Scotland yard*
Posted by ????? (Member # 12336) on :
If you see a mistress working, you may smell wet octopus, but thats not because she is spanking with fish, Ayisha!
Posted by young at heart (Member # 10365) on :
Hey what did the poor octopus do to deserve that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
lol sash shut up some parts already hurts her now ,i told u ayisha be gentle
Posted by ????? (Member # 12336) on :
Where are you??? It's half an hour ago that I asked you something! I think Ayisha have to spank you! Am still online...
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
????? Just don't accept to be spanked with an octopus!!!!!!! it has feelings too! maybe a wet lettuce instead Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
yat join us on chat ,u might get a spank there
Posted by ????? (Member # 12336) on :
quote:Originally posted by young at heart: ????? Just don't accept to be spanked with an octopus!!!!!!! it has feelings too! maybe a wet lettuce instead
* just laying down my telephone.* I was calling my fish-supplier. I ordered for the whole stock. Beat me with fish??? I shall give you fish!!!
Posted by egyptian7 (Member # 12215) on :
ayisha join us there too
Posted by young at heart (Member # 10365) on :
????? well I'm partial to the odd scallop!!!!!
Posted by ????? (Member # 12336) on :
only partly? Which part?
Posted by young at heart (Member # 10365) on :
No partial as in I like a scallop .
Posted by ????? (Member # 12336) on :
Tried to but it's telling me I have probs with Java!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
sorry guys, fell off me perch and went to bed
so we have a chat thingy now?
Posted by Hibbah (Member # 12156) on :
yes, and its nice- except for the fact that theres some freak (troll, i believe in forum terms) which kept popping in, with several different names.
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
so, due to deletions there is hardly anyone here and barely anything to read now days, now there is chat everything will go on in there so ES forums will continue to die and there will be absolutely nothing to read at all now Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
how does it work? I hate new things!!! Posted by Hibbah (Member # 12156) on :
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throw something in about orfi marriages.. that gets loads of people going ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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