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I heard that 70% of all men are masturbating while they are showering and the rest, -30 % are singing while they shower. What song is it that the 30% are singing??? Posts: 1325 | From: For tooti http://www.csa.gov.uk/ | Registered: May 2009
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quote:Originally posted by Tibe still working: I heard that 70% of all men are masturbating while they are showering and the rest, -30 % are singing while they shower. What song is it that the 30% are singing???
So thats why they take so long in the shower
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They are singing...'I'm so pretty oh so pretty' Posts: 643 | From: Over there | Registered: Aug 2007
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My husband never ever takes showers..... he only baths (and he's not singing either)! Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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Mine showers every morning. He's mostly complaining about the stuff I left behind . Has no time to sing or do anything else .
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quote:Originally posted by Tibe still working: I heard that 70% of all men are masturbating while they are showering and the rest, -30 % are singing while they shower. What song is it that the 30% are singing???
1.Raindrops keep falling on my head. 2.Where are you now? 3.Hello hooray ( Let the show begin, I am ready)
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my ding a ling my ding a ling wont u play with my ding a ling lolololol
mmm walid swears he never masturbates in the shower or any where else for that matter.. i just dont know if i believe that.. he is 34 now and mmmmmm at one time in his life he has to have done it right?
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NO Comment. I shower but dont sing my voice would break the mirrors???????
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quote:Originally posted by mamasue: No, Tina.... I don't believe it either!!
The only time an Egyptian man will not masturbate is perhaps during Ramadan.... when they have a jerkoff-free month.
I have this information on good authority!!
hahaha i always tell him that but he keeps saying no..i always say i know u play with yrself he says no never and laughs
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quote:Originally posted by Tibe still working: I heard that 70% of all men are masturbating while they are showering and the rest, -30 % are singing while they shower. What song is it that the 30% are singing???
Most men will answer: " I have no idea"
Okay then I know what your doing in the bathroom..... Posts: 1325 | From: For tooti http://www.csa.gov.uk/ | Registered: May 2009
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Same kind of joke as asking What colour a Viagra-tablet has inside.If they tell they don't know, they apperently always need a whole one. At work again?
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quote:Originally posted by Questionmarks: Same kind of joke as asking What colour a Viagra-tablet has inside.If they tell they don't know, they apperently always need a whole one. At work again?
Hahahaha never heard that one
Also have you ever been caught hiding behind a door while masturbating??
Offcourse men say NO!!
Then - Okay you see its a good hiding place for masturbating
Yup working again for the next 8 hours while peeking at my handsome boss Posts: 1325 | From: For tooti http://www.csa.gov.uk/ | Registered: May 2009
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I also have to work 8 hours today. My handsome boss is gone, so I am all alone.
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i dont have a handsome boss, or handsome staff
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: i dont have a handsome boss, or handsome staff
Goodmorning sleepyhead! Doesnt matter You are a handsome granny Posts: 1325 | From: For tooti http://www.csa.gov.uk/ | Registered: May 2009
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