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Superwoman
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Ok, I thought I would help you all out and post some disclaimers for everyday use [Wink]


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I will add:

Please do not assume I mean the entire group of either: men, women, children no matter what race, religion, socioeconomic background or eye color.

No, I do not think I know it all, just giving advice based on my own experience(s).

No, I do not want to buy any cheap fake Chinese bags.


[Big Grin]
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Very Nice [Big Grin]
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*Ahmeds mentioned in the aforementioned post bear no relation to any such person alive or dead bearing the same name and living in the same continent.


Phew, Smuckers you nearly got us into trouble [Wink]
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Always remember that when you slice a troll in half, twenty others will grow right back. [Razz]
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Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of ES law
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I removed it, I didn't want to insult any Ahmeds or people married to Ahmeds or perhaps anyone that might shop at Ahmed's Bakery or Ahmed's Accounting and Live Bait ...

(LOL @ Lumos' Troll comment, [Big Grin] )
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Next time I will have to quote you because you move too fast for me!
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quote:
Originally posted by Lumos:
Always remember that when you slice a troll in half, twenty others will grow right back. [Razz]
ROFL
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Superwoman
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Here's one for you Lumos.

No trolls have been harmed in the making of this thread, unfortunately.

[Big Grin]
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Mrs! [Big Grin]
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[Frown] I wish I had a troll-dar. [Frown]
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No animals were harmed in the making of this thread.

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what is trolls please
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quote:
Originally posted by VanillaBullshit:
No animals were harmed in the making of this thread.
No, but there is still time VB [Wink]
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Human sacrifices would be OK though - yeah? [Razz]
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I can suggest someone for you....
[Roll Eyes]
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