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hi i like to have good friendship please i am man, teach music piano guitar violin and play violin in orchestra for 12 years i am very calm lonely need friend so much i live in maadi , i dont think about sex believe me ,, i can play violin in party at home i play classical and jazz and soft music i am good person and need firendship so much i am christian , i have 34 ,, pls we can chat by sms if u want 012 240 **** thanks alot ,,
I have his number if you want it.
I get the weirdest damn messages!!!
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And he has to make sure he tells us he "don't think about sex believe me." Of course he doesn't think bout sex, that's why he tells us all!!!
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quote:Originally posted by foreignluvr: And he has to make sure he tells us he "don't think about sex believe me." Of course he doesn't think bout sex, that's why he tells us all!!!
Ahhhhh....such a classic line!
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quote:Originally posted by Lady Ferret: hi i like to have good friendship please i am man, teach music piano guitar violin and play violin in orchestra for 12 years i am very calm lonely need friend so much i live in maadi , i dont think about sex believe me ,, i can play violin in party at home i play classical and jazz and soft music i am good person and need firendship so much i am christian , i have 34 ,, pls we can chat by sms if u want 012 240 **** thanks alot ,,
I have his number if you want it.
I get the weirdest damn messages!!!
Damn, you can't keep a secret?
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I read it and re-re and it but there is just one thing that puts me off... there is no way I could live in Maadi
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Hello sweet sensual dove, you like the sensual caresses, full of tenderness and desire hem I would like to put myself in front of you has your feet, I caress(cherish) you slowly calfs by going back up(by raising) on your beautiful legs, I spread(push aside to) you slowly legs, I get(touch) you slowly the cha all with my fingers, You know i flirt with my sister, I lick and to suck the cat and I he makes love by the cu l I sodomize him humm !!! One to flirt together when one been young. And now by opportunity (occasion) when she come home
Form an orderly clue ladies...
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WTF!! Ferret where do u get these messages from? Flirt with my sister, lick the cat!!! WTF is that about.
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That's a frenchie I guess, ask the expert
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quote:Originally posted by Lady Ferret: This one just in....
Hello sweet sensual dove, you like the sensual caresses, full of tenderness and desire hem I would like to put myself in front of you has your feet, I caress(cherish) you slowly calfs by going back up(by raising) on your beautiful legs, I spread(push aside to) you slowly legs, I get(touch) you slowly the cha all with my fingers, You know i flirt with my sister, I lick and to suck the cat and I he makes love by the cu l I sodomize him humm !!! One to flirt together when one been young. And now by opportunity (occasion) when she come home
Form an orderly clue ladies...
dude wtf he is a family guy he flirt with his sister cant get better then that.
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hahahaha he screws the families pussy.. hahahaha nasty fucer. and his sister too..and i cant understand what cu is and most of what he is saying.
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lady Ferret: [qb] hi i like to have good friendship please i am man, teach music piano guitar violin and play violin in orchestra for 12 years i am very calm lonely need friend so much i live in maadi , i dont think about sex believe me ,, i can play violin in party at home i play classical and jazz and soft music i am good person and need firendship so much i am christian , i have 34 ,, pls we can chat by sms if u want 012 240 **** thanks alot ,,
One good advice to the guy: Keep playing with your 'fiddle'!!
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quote:Originally posted by Lady Ferret: This one just in....
Hello sweet sensual dove, you like the sensual caresses, full of tenderness and desire hem I would like to put myself in front of you has your feet, I caress(cherish) you slowly calfs by going back up(by raising) on your beautiful legs, I spread(push aside to) you slowly legs, I get(touch) you slowly the cha all with my fingers, You know i flirt with my sister, I lick and to suck the cat and I he makes love by the cu l I sodomize him humm !!! One to flirt together when one been young. And now by opportunity (occasion) when she come home
Form an orderly clue ladies...
O M G!! That's so creepy!!!!
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Google translator is NOT that guy's friend.
Here's my latest:
hi , once i saw your picture i couldn't prevent my self of sending you a message , you are really really beautiful , hope we can communicate im from alexandria . and this is my phone number 017XXX0X02 hope to hear from you
see you
Picture? What picture? Liar, liar, pants on fire.
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a guy from this forum is in myspace right well he said i liked u but all u like to do is play games. duh y do u think i add people to myspace not to look for a man.. duh......i hate it when u befriend someone and they assume u want to marry them or fall in love with them.. do not be stupid guys if a woman adds u it doesnt always mean she is after u.. geeeezzzz here is what he said, and my reply back..i play alot of games in myspace. i do not look for men.
Mostafa 6 hours ago I Really liked you but are you playing all these games I can't imagine
♥~Tina~♥♆THC♆™ 1 hour ago YA I PLAY GAMES YR NOT MY HUSBAND NOR MY BF. IF YA DONT LIKE ME CAS I PLAY THESES GAMES U DO NOT NEED TO BE MY FRIEND RIGHT??
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quote:Originally posted by Lady Ferret: Hello sweet sensual dove, you like the sensual caresses, full of tenderness and desire hem I would like to put myself in front of you has your feet, I caress(cherish) you slowly calfs by going back up(by raising) on your beautiful legs, I spread(push aside to) you slowly legs, I get(touch) you slowly the cha all with my fingers, You know i flirt with my sister, I lick and to suck the cat and I he makes love by the cu l I sodomize him humm !!! One to flirt together when one been young. And now by opportunity (occasion) when she come home
Form an orderly clue ladies...
Hilarious Made me laugh, so funny. Are these for real
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Sure, I am on various ex pat sites to find new people to join a group of us who go out each weekend.
These guys email me this crap all the time!!!
I have been offered lesbian sex with an Egyptian girl, a 3some with an Egy man and western wife and many a time I just get porn!!!
Luckily though I have met loads of ex pats in Cairo
I will keep em coming. I could even right a tally of how many times I get called my queen!
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quote:Originally posted by Lady Ferret: I have been offered lesbian sex with an Egyptian girl, a 3some with an Egy man and western wife and many a time I just get porn!!!
You sound a bit disappointed.
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quote:Originally posted by Lady Ferret: a 3some with an Egy man and western wife
Cool!! Was his wife with the offer okay too or wasn't she aware yet of her luck????
Can't believe you got targeted by a Lesbian.... you better watch out!!
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Porn is for dirty old men and the inexperienced remember... porn is so 1987.
I told the 3some couple I wasn't interest but my flexible 78 year old mother would be... they never got back to me!!!
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Ahhh you are not even old enough to watch that, BABYBOY! Stick to TinkyWinky and his male friends!!
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dear excuse me to have disturbing you . i`m mory from guinea conakry reside now in egypt cairo. I come to you very near respectfully with a heart full of sadness and friendly affinite to ask of a serious relationshp and progresive . really i`m very intertested in your life . thank i hope you have a good afternoon
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quote:Originally posted by Lady Ferret: Another email for you
dear excuse me to have disturbing you . i`m mory from guinea conakry reside now in egypt cairo. I come to you very near respectfully with a heart full of sadness and friendly affinite to ask of a serious relationshp and progresive . really i`m very intertested in your life . thank i hope you have a good afternoon
who the hell you got in your mailing list to get all this sh1t from ?
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I posted an ad on a website recruiting Westerners to meet up regularly for meals and drinks etc. These guys just try their luck.
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Where's Vader ?? any news ?? Hope he's fine.
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How much money he's willing to pay? I think his budget will be good enough for a laugh...
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