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Message: HTML is not enabled. UBB Code™ is enabled. UBB Code™ Images not permitted.	[QUOTE]Originally posted by Ayisha: [QB] [QUOTE]Originally posted by VanillaBullshit: [qb] Without men you'd still be sitting in your cave naked & shivering, waiting for some food to wander in. What, you gonna argue with millions of years of evolution, the outcome of which is the hunter-gatherer relationship? Get back in the kitchen and make me some pie. :D [/qb][/QUOTE]vanilla, its women that are hunter gatherers now, how many men do you see in Adsa doing the weekly shop? :D :rolleyes: [/QB][/QUOTE]

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Am I bovvered(WOTEVER) Member # 11942	posted 1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high. 2. Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:you're sick of him. 4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too. 5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do. 6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder. 7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway. 8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay. 9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee. 11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is married 12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman. 13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them. 14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but they make great pets. 15. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man. 16. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop".. 17. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
VanillaBullshit Member # 10873	posted Without men you'd still be sitting in your cave naked & shivering, waiting for some food to wander in. What, you gonna argue with millions of years of evolution, the outcome of which is the hunter-gatherer relationship? Get back in the kitchen and make me some pie.
Ayisha Member # 4713	posted quote: Originally posted by VanillaBullshit: Without men you'd still be sitting in your cave naked & shivering, waiting for some food to wander in. What, you gonna argue with millions of years of evolution, the outcome of which is the hunter-gatherer relationship? Get back in the kitchen and make me some pie. vanilla, its women that are hunter gatherers now, how many men do you see in Adsa doing the weekly shop?
Am I bovvered(WOTEVER) Member # 11942	posted You have 2 arms and 2 legs. I'm sure you know the rest!!! Go do it yourself
VanillaBullshit Member # 10873	posted quote: Originally posted by Am I bovvered(WOTEVER): You have 2 arms and 2 legs. I'm sure you know the rest!!! Go do it yourself How do you know I'm not a paraplegic? In a wheelchair? Just sitting there, with no pie?
ahly Member # 12512	posted so that the men? so what aboit the woman? can you descripe them Too?
Alchemist Member # 12318	posted Men are an elusive creature, much like hunting the wild dingo in the bush. You have to slowly creep up on them and while you dazzle them with your perfect smile and sparkling eyes, BAM!! you slip the wedding ring on them and then they are all yours, never to escape! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (my evil laugh)
ahly Member # 12512	posted quote: Originally posted by Alchemist: Men are an elusive creature, much like hunting the wild dingo in the bush. You have to slowly creep up on them and while you dazzle them with your perfect smile and sparkling eyes, BAM!! you slip the wedding ring on them and then they are all yours, never to escape! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (my evil laugh) that is great one i really laugh a lot poor men we are really poor
With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289	posted quote: Originally posted by VanillaBullshit: quote: Originally posted by Am I bovvered(WOTEVER): You have 2 arms and 2 legs. I'm sure you know the rest!!! Go do it yourself How do you know I'm not a paraplegic? In a wheelchair? Just sitting there, with no pie? I shudder at the thought of just what type of pie you mean....
VanillaBullshit Member # 10873	posted quote: Originally posted by Alchemist: Men are an elusive creature, much like hunting the wild dingo in the bush. You have to slowly creep up on them and while you dazzle them with your perfect smile and sparkling eyes, BAM!! you slip the wedding ring on them and then they are all yours, never to escape! BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (my evil laugh) The Dingo ate my baybay!!
VanillaBullshit Member # 10873	posted quote: Originally posted by With a name like Smuckers: I shudder at the thought of just what type of pie you mean.... Blueberry. smack Bad Smucky, bad
Alchemist Member # 12318	posted Warm apple pie................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
With a name like Smuckers Member # 10289	posted yea that's what I was thinking too!!
Alchemist Member # 12318	posted Apple or blueberry?
3okba Member # 12623	posted Can any body tell me how can women live without men? they can't, but men can
micky azzam Member # 11209	posted WE CAN LIVE WITHOUT MEN BUT DONT WANT TO.
3okba Member # 12623	posted prove it micky azzam
micky azzam Member # 11209	posted i have had to live without my husband for almost a year and survived. what would you like me to pr ove?
Am I bovvered(WOTEVER) Member # 11942	posted quote: Originally posted by VanillaBullshit: quote: Originally posted by Am I bovvered(WOTEVER): You have 2 arms and 2 legs. I'm sure you know the rest!!! Go do it yourself How do you know I'm not a paraplegic? In a wheelchair? Just sitting there, with no pie? better start shouting now so the neighbours can let you in.
Am I bovvered(WOTEVER) Member # 11942	posted quote: Originally posted by 3okba: Can any body tell me how can women live without men? they can't, but men can That's wot men think. Women can have babies without having to physically be with a man I've been without my ex for 10 months now, I survived and am better without him
magnona777 Member # 12466	posted quote: Originally posted by 3okba: Can any body tell me how can women live without men? they can't, but men can it's called being a lesbian !! haa haaaa
Ayisha Member # 4713	posted quote: Originally posted by magnona777: quote: Originally posted by 3okba: Can any body tell me how can women live without men? they can't, but men can it's called being a lesbian !! haa haaaa I have been married over 2 years now and im STILL not living with my husband yet before that I was single not looking for almost 3 years, survived fine and I aint no lesbian