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Marriage Proposal Via Google Earth Yet another new way to propose for marriage... Really cool one too... Via a satellite shot on Google Earth...
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Cool ..creative ...but i hope homosexuall alians watching earth wont read that
catch a 4alling **ChImP** Member # 10093
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heheheheh ..i can see why you have the black hole avetar ,lol
PaReCeToMaL_SPEED2 Member # 10866
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heheh now DAMN!!!!! why didnt i think of that .
Timo Member # 7193
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lol
Sohyla Member # 8287
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How cute!
mohamed007 Member # 10962
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hi my friends my name is mohamed and i`m 22 years old...i`m from egypt... looking for agirl friend ..and my future wife... my mobile phone number:002/0109399007 if u wanna share me my dream just send me sms... if u wanna be closer just be beside me by ur sms... best wishes ... mohamed**amr**
Sonomod_me Member # 10522
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quote:Originally posted by mohamed007: hi my friends my name is mohamed and i`m 22 years old...i`m from egypt... looking for agirl friend ..and my future wife... my mobile phone number:002/0109399007 if u wanna share me my dream just send me sms... if u wanna be closer just be beside me by ur sms... best wishes ... mohamed**amr**
Mohamed, there is a certain criteria that you must describe in order to have ES females chasing after you. These are in order of importance:
1) how long and wide is your schlong, how long do you last?
2) Do you give and recieve oral sex?
3) How good looking are you? We need pics.
4) Are you straight? Very important.
5) How sexually educated and open-minded are you?
6) Whats your education level and degree major?
7) If employed (highly doubt it ) whats your profession and income.
8) Next are you married?
9) Has your mother had her rabbies shots? Does she hate khawagaas, specifically westerners?
10) Do you have a history of overstaying your visa, any trouble with travel, do you own any property that would indicate that you are eligible for a fiance or spousal visa, have you completed your military duties, are you on a terrorist watchlist, do you run Nigerian scams out of your bedroom, but most importantly do you work for the Moussad?
Now if you can fill in those necessary details then possibly ES can hook you up!
Sonomod_me Member # 10522
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quote:Originally posted by Timo: Cool ..creative ...but i hope homosexuall alians watching earth wont read that
No aliens don't need marriage, children are reproduced in test tube farms.
But if they want to experience sexuality they just hyper-space down to earth and anal-prob the populations.
By the way do you believe that the aliens taught the Pharoahs how to build the pyramids?
Timo Member # 7193
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quote:Originally posted by Sonomod_me:
quote:Originally posted by mohamed007: hi my friends my name is mohamed and i`m 22 years old...i`m from egypt... looking for agirl friend ..and my future wife... my mobile phone number:002/0109399007 if u wanna share me my dream just send me sms... if u wanna be closer just be beside me by ur sms... best wishes ... mohamed**amr**
Mohamed, there is a certain criteria that you must describe in order to have ES females chasing after you. These are in order of importance:
1) how long and wide is your schlong, how long do you last?
2) Do you give and recieve oral sex?
3) How good looking are you? We need pics.
4) Are you straight? Very important.
5) How sexually educated and open-minded are you?
6) Whats your education level and degree major?
7) If employed (highly doubt it ) whats your profession and income.
8) Next are you married?
9) Has your mother had her rabbies shots? Does she hate khawagaas, specifically westerners?
10) Do you have a history of overstaying your visa, any trouble with travel, do you own any property that would indicate that you are eligible for a fiance or spousal visa, have you completed your military duties, are you on a terrorist watchlist, do you run Nigerian scams out of your bedroom, but most importantly do you work for the Moussad?
Now if you can fill in those necessary details then possibly ES can hook you up!
LoL LoL ....plz plz can i apply 1st ...plz plz
ill answer ur questions to win Moooo
1-Long enough
2-Yes offcours ...*SLUP SLUP*
3- Hunk Hunk Hunk
4- Kinda ill do anything for MOOO
5-Sexually Educated ?? do u mean Porn movies ? YEAHH for a life time
6- Phamrmacy Univercity ...i can get u Viagra for free
7- Income ??? hmmmm any tax emplyes here
8-Nooooooooo ...im free baby
9- she did but she sill bites ...and she donesnt hate westersn ...she is so cute
10- flat yes,Nigeria No bec im a racist,overstain No bec i never trael with vizas,Watchlist never checked it lately ,Moussad ..cum on Egypt National security watches over this board
Sonomod_me Member # 10522
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quote:Originally posted by Timo: Moussad ..cum on Egypt National security watches over this board
Actually you are completely correct about this one!
Sohyla Member # 8287
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quote:Originally posted by Sonomod_me:
quote:Originally posted by Timo: Moussad ..cum on Egypt National security watches over this board
Actually you are completely correct about this one!
There are people in the egyptian government who actually have computers and internet access???
Charm El Feikh? Member # 10243
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timo... i think i love you...
what else can you get for free?!
Timo Member # 7193
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quote:Originally posted by Sonomod_me:
quote:Originally posted by Timo: Cool ..creative ...but i hope homosexuall alians watching earth wont read that
No aliens don't need marriage, children are reproduced in test tube farms.
But if they want to experience sexuality they just hyper-space down to earth and anal-prob the populations.
By the way do you believe that the aliens taught the Pharoahs how to build the pyramids?
nothing is for certain ...no body knows ...no 1 can deny ...but i belive more in human spirit that can do miracles that other belive its either magic,god's work,alian "Phoning Home" ...but who know the truth ??? hehehe
Timo Member # 7193
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quote:Originally posted by Sonomod_me:
quote:Originally posted by Timo: Moussad ..cum on Egypt National security watches over this board
Actually you are completely correct about this one!
HMMMM ....FOR GOD AND COUNTRY WE LIVE & SURVE
Timo Member # 7193
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quote:Originally posted by Charm El Feikh?: timo... i think i love you...
what else can you get for free?!
HEHEHEE ...I know u do,im so charming i can get what ever u want my dear hehehe ...u know ?? when finishing govermental paper **** or doing my car licanse or even stoped in a police block **** ...1 blue pill is better than all the money in the world for a bribe the new world oreder is BLUE PPL ...live blue,wear blue,eat blue,take the blue pill and F-uck till u turn blue
Charm El Feikh? Member # 10243
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quote:Originally posted by Timo:
quote:Originally posted by Charm El Feikh?: timo... i think i love you...
what else can you get for free?!
what ever u want my dear
and F-uck till u turn blue
wow.. so instead of bringing home the bacon you can bring home the chemicals...
and your into the whole asphyxiation thing too....
can you cook?
Timo Member # 7193
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quote:Originally posted by Charm El Feikh?:
quote:Originally posted by Timo:
quote:Originally posted by Charm El Feikh?: timo... i think i love you...
what else can you get for free?!
what ever u want my dear
and F-uck till u turn blue
wow.. so instead of bringing home the bacon you can bring home the chemicals...
and your into the whole asphyxiation thing too....
can you cook?
HeHehehehe ...u came to da point i love most ...i do love cooking ...not alot of guys favour kictchen work ..but i do cook for my self at home bec i have a special kind of diet ...but in normal days when im in the mood i do cook anything else ...italian food is my favourite ...Chicken Lazagna is my nomber 1 plate ...also Fillet chef du Paris ...i cooked both in my mothers engagment party ...not a chef tho ...but i enjoy trying on ppl
Charm El Feikh? Member # 10243
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o.....kkkaaaaayyyy...........
what are you like at massage? now.. be very careful with this answer cause it could affect your immediate future and possibly the rest of your life!
Timo Member # 7193
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quote:Originally posted by Charm El Feikh?: o.....kkkaaaaayyyy...........
what are you like at massage? now.. be very careful with this answer cause it could affect your immediate future and possibly the rest of your life!
LoL ...i started to feel like im going to an exam ....but i will b punished if i dont do well ...well i do give massages sumtimes ...mostly to my gym partners ...that require alot of effort to make an effect... so i kinda get used to hard sport mssages either giving or taking it...so with new ppl or freinds that ask for it im not that good bec i dnt know how much force is required or tolerated ...but im at ur service ma lady hehehehe ill just need u to sign a contract that u will not raise any charges against me if u r hurt
Charm El Feikh? Member # 10243
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quote:Originally posted by Timo: LoL ...i started to feel like im going to an exam ....but i will b punished if i dont do well
now your talking my language
KERDA Member # 11116
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hah
KERDA Member # 11116
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timo my maaaaan how are you ..
Timo Member # 7193
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im doing Great Kerda ...tnx for asking ...whats up ??
Timo Member # 7193
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quote:Originally posted by Charm El Feikh?:
quote:Originally posted by Timo: LoL ...i started to feel like im going to an exam ....but i will b punished if i dont do well
now your talking my language
OPPPS HEHEHEH
KERDA Member # 11116
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nuttin just asking ,hows did you get the message in hi5
Timo Member # 7193
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quote:Originally posted by KERDA: nuttin just asking ,hows did you get the message in hi5
hi kerda ...what message ? im sorry but i dnt know what u r talking abt
KERDA Member # 11116
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Originally posted by KERDA: nuttin just asking ,hows did you get the message in hi5 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
hi kerda ...what message ? im sorry but i dnt know what u r talking abt
nor me hahahahaha
Timo Member # 7193
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HMMMMM ...we both dnt know ?? ...I must have been drinking again ...hehehehe