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Sex Workout
Having sex is yet another great past time for burning up those unwanted fat producing calories...
REMOVING CLOTHES With partner's consent... 12 calories Without partner's consent... 187 calories
UNHOOKING BRA Using two calm hands... 7 calories Using one trembling hand... 36 calories
GETTING INTO BED Lifting partner... 1.5 calories Dragging partner along floor... 16 calories Using skateboard... 3 calories
ACHIEVING ERECTIONS For normal healthy man... 2.5 calories Losing erection... 14 calories Searching for it... 115 calories
PUTTING ON CONDOM With erection... 1.5 calories Without erection... 300 calories
INSERTING DIAPHRAGM If the woman who does it is: Experienced... 6 calories Inexperienced... 73 calories If a man does it... 650 calories Add five calories for retrieving it from across the room.
POSSIBLE INTERCOURSE SIDE EFFECTS Bouncing... 7 calories Sliding around... 9 calories Serious skidding... 12 calories Whiplash... 27 calories
PULLING OUT After orgasm... 0.5 calories A few moments before orgasm... 500 calories
PENIS ENVY For woman... 3 calories For men... 72 calories
GUILT Banging your boss for a promotion... 30 calories Sex during a 'sickie'... 10 calories Bonking each other with parents in other room... 7 calories Putting it on your expense account... 9 calories
AGGRAVATION Partner keeps showing plant... 5 calories Partner insists on dog cuddling during foreplay... 14 calories Partner just visited bathroom for 7th time... 10 calories Partner is taking phone calls... 7 calories Partner is making phone calls... 40 calories
GETTING CAUGHT By partner's spouse... 60 calories By your spouse... 100 calories Trying to explain... 55 calories Trying to remain calm... 100 calories Leaping out of bed... 75 calories Getting dressed in one motion... 500 calories
BANANA FACE., high on banana syrup Member # 11270
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sheba76 Member # 12165
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LOL
karemo7 Member # 386
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- i can undersatnd when new married man become fatter than past this mean he nead a viagra . -and also i can deducte that women got too fat after marriage coz they don't do any effort during !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(you know).
amon alex Member # 12246
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great workout i like it
Tigerlily Member # 3567
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quote:Originally posted by amon alex: great workout i like it
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