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15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC.
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
young at heart Member # 10365
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hilarious!
sheba76 Member # 12165
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Tigerlily Member # 3567
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quote:Originally posted by Ayisha:
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
That's the best quote; I have to keep it in mind whenever the issue comes up of how to change men to the better.
Ayisha, really great post! And surely I will pass it on to my daughter later down the road!
So This Is It Member # 12893
posted Where were you when I was figuring all this out the hard way?
Ayisha Member # 4713
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quote:Originally posted by So This Is It: Where were you when I was figuring all this out the hard way?
I was in here watching
So This Is It Member # 12893
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Haha. I should have found you earlier
Audrey Hepburn Member # 11579
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That really cheered me up on a tough day, especially 2. and 11.
Thanks.
*The Dark Angel* aka CAT Member # 11953
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I sent it as FW to all my friends
Laura Member # 879
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#9 always works for me...hehe
Tutandmoan Member # 12060
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I love number 4! The way to get a man to go shopping is to tell him you dont want to go because there is a whole day of girlie movies on the t.v.
karemo7 Member # 386
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1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies. That coz most of us not easy going like all leaders
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. Hahaha , a girl cry , and kiss her boyfriend’s hands to stay and , I watch that in TV series last night.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. You forget , they should destroy all space ships to prevent women from travelling to moon ,and What women will do without men , I think they will kill the person who responsible about this foolish decision, may 3rd war start.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. Marriage without love is blind
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. Ok, where I can find committed woman ? , in stories
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. where were their women ?
Tutandmoan Member # 12060
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The women were following their husbands like all women told to
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