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The elderly woman was at the gynecologist's office for her checkup appointment. The doctor was having a hard time getting his "gooseneck" lamp to stay in one place so that he could see well. Finally he told the nurse, "Well, that thing's just worn out!"
The old lady sat up and said, "Well, I can't help it. I'm Old!!"
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After marrying a young woman, a 90-year-old man told his doctor that they were expecting a baby.
"Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead of a gun, he brought an umbrella. Suddenly a bear charged at him. Pointing his umbrella at the bear, he shot and killed it on the spot."
"Impossible!" the geezer exclaimed. "Somebody else must have shot that bear."
"Exactly," replied the doctor.
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LOL that's great poor old guy, must have been anna nicoles' late hubby
here's a cute blonde joke:
A blonde walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn". "I think you mean the 'intern', don't you?" asked the nurse on duty. "Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a contamination." "You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her. "Well I want to go to the fraternity ward, anyway." "I'm sure you mean the maternity ward." To which the girl replied: "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination; fraternity, maternity... what's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months and I think I'm stagnant.
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