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Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :
 
A Londoner was punting down the Thames when his oar slipped out of his hands. He drifted aimlessly till his path crossed that of a rowboat. In the rowboat were a man and two young women.

The punter called out, "Sir, will you lend me one of your oars?"

The rower became furious and answered sharply, "They're not 'ores'! They're my two sisters!"


 

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Posted by caterpillar (Member # 10438) on :
 
oi, i'l 'av u no 'arf me famly r lunduners...
 

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Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :
 


(I have no clue what you just said)
 

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Posted by Alchemist (Member # 12318) on :
 
Allow me to translate:

Oy!(Hey!) I'll have you know half my family are londoners.


 

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Posted by caterpillar (Member # 10438) on :
 
cor blimey guvna we ave a nuvva cockney in the 'ouse

awl i want is a room sum where...
far awayy from the cowld nite airrrr
wif one emourmus chair
oh woooouldnt it be luvely.....
 

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Posted by Alchemist (Member # 12318) on :
 
Now Eliza remember, The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains.


 

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Posted by caterpillar (Member # 10438) on :
 
what an awakening...for years i thought it was a plane!!!!!!

i could never figure it out, i thought, why the plane? are the clouds high in spain?

i'm not joking either...
 

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Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :
 
This is like British Ebonics.
I don't have a problem with the British accent as much as I do the Scottish...oy vey!
 

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Posted by murray-mint77 (Member # 13080) on :
 
Well well well guv'nor......The more i come on here the more i know....
i'll let u all know all my family come from east london so i don't appreciate the return of mary poppins's DICK VAN DYKE rendition of me accent..... !! LOL
I JOKE seriously it made me laugh xx And it brought back to me old loaf, some fun memories xx
Have a good day all me old cockles xx
 

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Posted by With a name like Smuckers (Member # 10289) on :
 
ohhh You mean the Dick Van Dyke rendition wasn't the real thing??



 

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Posted by caterpillar (Member # 10438) on :
 
Well i'll be blowed
 

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Posted by soozi (Member # 11108) on :
 

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Originally posted by caterpillar:
what an awakening...for years i thought it was a plane!!!!!!

i could never figure it out, i thought, why the plane? are the clouds high in spain?

i'm not joking either...

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