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Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 
1. You can GET chocolate.

2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

8. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

9. You can have chocolate on your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

11. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

12. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

14. Good chocolate is easy to find.

15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

17. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

18. With chocolate size doesn't matter.


[Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Momma_Dukes (Member # 14252) on :
 
dopnt eat godiva. i used to work at their main plant and they re-use stale chocolate and rats live in the ribbon tying area.
they charge tons of money for chocolate that costs like 5 cents to make and isnt even EVER fresh. hersheys is the freshest and only costs a buck a bar.

mmmmmm chocolate =) you know chocolate also releases a chemical that is the same as when u fall in love?
 
Posted by Shanta Qadeama (Member # 9889) on :
 
You don't have to simper and tell it how it was the best chocolate you ever had and you can eat it afterwards .... erm...

Sometimes you fancy a nice luxury Belgian chocolate and other days you are perfectly content with an ordinary bar of Cadburys milk chocolate. And it doesn't get upset that you knew it was the Cadburys and didn't pretend to think it was the Belgian.
 
Posted by Penny (Member # 1925) on :
 
I can make a bar of chocolate last a whole week...well at least a large one [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
 
Indulging in chocolate dipped fresh strawberries is such a yummy luxurious treat...mmmm!
 
Posted by mamasue (Member # 4691) on :
 
Well..... how about chocolate-covered sex???
Double the pheremones!!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Shooky (Member # 14776) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mamasue:
Well..... how about chocolate-covered sex???
Double the pheremones!!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

i was gona say that same thing but i dont wanna go into too much detail. hmm chocolate and whipcreammmmmm
 
Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mamasue:
Well..... how about chocolate-covered sex???
Double the pheremones!!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

There you go,mamasue [Big Grin]

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Posted by of_gold (Member # 13418) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Momma_Dukes:
dopnt eat godiva. i used to work at their main plant and they re-use stale chocolate and rats live in the ribbon tying area.
they charge tons of money for chocolate that costs like 5 cents to make and isnt even EVER fresh. hersheys is the freshest and only costs a buck a bar.

mmmmmm chocolate =) you know chocolate also releases a chemical that is the same as when u fall in love?

Why did you have to tell us this? [Frown] I love godiva chocolate.
 
Posted by desertgirl (Member # 12450) on :
 
Sashyra!! [Razz] [Razz] [Big Grin]
Did you see the Getaway Kit??
 
Posted by desertgirl (Member # 12450) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Shanta Qadeama:

Sometimes you fancy a nice luxury Belgian chocolate and other days...

Yeahhh! [Razz] [Razz] Other days?? nahhh... [Wink] [Wink]
Belgian chocolate is not expensive but I know it's not available everywhere.
That's why tourists are taking allllll chocolates out of our country.
*DG still remembering Makbeta buying the whole chocolate-shop last summer* [Big Grin] [Wink]
 
Posted by cbrbddd (Member # 3891) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by of_gold:
quote:
Originally posted by Momma_Dukes:
dopnt eat godiva. i used to work at their main plant and they re-use stale chocolate and rats live in the ribbon tying area.
they charge tons of money for chocolate that costs like 5 cents to make and isnt even EVER fresh. hersheys is the freshest and only costs a buck a bar.

mmmmmm chocolate =) you know chocolate also releases a chemical that is the same as when u fall in love?

Why did you have to tell us this? [Frown] I love godiva chocolate.
She just likes to yank ppls chains . . . I wonder how much peanut butter crackers, bars and candy everyone eats considering the salmonella scare going around in the States . . . mostly kids are eating that stuff but I love REESE's peanut butter cups!! They aren't on the list though [Big Grin] . . . or at least not the last time I looked [Frown] . . . but LUNA bars are and I was buying those for awhile as they are good things to take on trips.

I'll hazard a guess that most food plants in the States and elsewhere have a few insect and rodent visitors passing through . . . so things do fall into the vats. Just don't think about it until you find a rat tail in your Bepsi!!!
 
Posted by Makbeta (Member # 14401) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by desertgirl:
quote:
Originally posted by Shanta Qadeama:

Sometimes you fancy a nice luxury Belgian chocolate and other days...

Yeahhh! [Razz] [Razz] Other days?? nahhh... [Wink] [Wink]
Belgian chocolate is not expensive but I know it's not available everywhere.
That's why tourists are taking allllll chocolates out of our country.
*DG still remembering Makbeta buying the whole chocolate-shop last summer* [Big Grin] [Wink]

Oh, yeah!! [Wink]

*I still feel the taste of that chocolate in my mouth*

Waaait ... should I say it in this thread? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by desertgirl:
Sashyra!! [Razz] [Razz] [Big Grin]
Did you see the Getaway Kit??

I got the full Paintbox,desertir [Big Grin] [Wink]
 
Posted by Kalila* (Member # 14517) on :
 
Sweet like chocolate boy... sweet like choclate boy... Makbeta [Big Grin] sassy
 
Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by desertgirl:
quote:
Originally posted by Shanta Qadeama:

Sometimes you fancy a nice luxury Belgian chocolate and other days...

Yeahhh! [Razz] [Razz] Other days?? nahhh... [Wink] [Wink]
Belgian chocolate is not expensive but I know it's not available everywhere.
That's why tourists are taking allllll chocolates out of our country.
*DG still remembering Makbeta buying the whole chocolate-shop last summer* [Big Grin] [Wink]

Belgian chocolate might not be expensive in BELGIUM,but in all other countries is the most thought after and thus the most expensive one.It also carries the highest quality tag fame.
 
Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
 
Me love Nutella!! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Karah_Mia (Member # 4668) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by Tigerlily:
Me love Nutella!! [Big Grin]

Me too. Just pop open the jar and brlahhhhhhh with the tea spoon! [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
 


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