hi i like to have good friendship please i am man, teach music piano guitar violin and play violin in orchestra for 12 years i am very calm lonely need friend so much i live in maadi , i dont think about sex believe me ,, i can play violin in party at home i play classical and jazz and soft music i am good person and need firendship so much i am christian , i have 34 ,, pls we can chat by sms if u want 012 240 **** thanks alot ,,
I have his number if you want it.
I get the weirdest damn messages!!!
Posted by foreignluvr (Member # 5854) on :
And he has to make sure he tells us he "don't think about sex believe me." Of course he doesn't think bout sex, that's why he tells us all!!!
Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
What a loser.
Posted by young at heart (Member # 10365) on :
Ah but does he dream about you LF Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
quote:Originally posted by foreignluvr: And he has to make sure he tells us he "don't think about sex believe me." Of course he doesn't think bout sex, that's why he tells us all!!!
Ahhhhh....such a classic line! Posted by ***** (Member # 14677) on :
lol a desperado of note
Posted by Lumpy butt (Member # 15631) on :
i'll have him!!
Posted by ***** (Member # 14677) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lumpy butt: i'll have him!!
LOL
Posted by Lucky Luciano (Member # 16737) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lady Ferret: hi i like to have good friendship please i am man, teach music piano guitar violin and play violin in orchestra for 12 years i am very calm lonely need friend so much i live in maadi , i dont think about sex believe me ,, i can play violin in party at home i play classical and jazz and soft music i am good person and need firendship so much i am christian , i have 34 ,, pls we can chat by sms if u want 012 240 **** thanks alot ,,
I have his number if you want it.
I get the weirdest damn messages!!!
Damn, you can't keep a secret? Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
I read it and re-re and it but there is just one thing that puts me off... there is no way I could live in Maadi Posted by Elegantly Wasted (Member # 8386) on :
I couldn't deal with anyone who likes jazz and "slow" music.
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
O yeah... Jamie Cullum is a noise!!! and a wanker!
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
This one just in....
Hello sweet sensual dove, you like the sensual caresses, full of tenderness and desire hem I would like to put myself in front of you has your feet, I caress(cherish) you slowly calfs by going back up(by raising) on your beautiful legs, I spread(push aside to) you slowly legs, I get(touch) you slowly the cha all with my fingers, You know i flirt with my sister, I lick and to suck the cat and I he makes love by the cu l I sodomize him humm !!! One to flirt together when one been young. And now by opportunity (occasion) when she come home
Form an orderly clue ladies...
Posted by happybunny (Member # 14224) on :
WTF!! Ferret where do u get these messages from? Flirt with my sister, lick the cat!!! WTF is that about. Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
That's a frenchie I guess, ask the expert Posted by Amr- (Member # 15737) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lady Ferret: This one just in....
Hello sweet sensual dove, you like the sensual caresses, full of tenderness and desire hem I would like to put myself in front of you has your feet, I caress(cherish) you slowly calfs by going back up(by raising) on your beautiful legs, I spread(push aside to) you slowly legs, I get(touch) you slowly the cha all with my fingers, You know i flirt with my sister, I lick and to suck the cat and I he makes love by the cu l I sodomize him humm !!! One to flirt together when one been young. And now by opportunity (occasion) when she come home
Form an orderly clue ladies...
dude wtf he is a family guy he flirt with his sister cant get better then that.
Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
hahahaha he screws the families pussy.. hahahaha nasty fucer. and his sister too..and i cant understand what cu is and most of what he is saying.
Posted by Vader- (Member # 14189) on :
lmfao sucks the cat, crazy fucker
Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lady Ferret: [qb] hi i like to have good friendship please i am man, teach music piano guitar violin and play violin in orchestra for 12 years i am very calm lonely need friend so much i live in maadi , i dont think about sex believe me ,, i can play violin in party at home i play classical and jazz and soft music i am good person and need firendship so much i am christian , i have 34 ,, pls we can chat by sms if u want 012 240 **** thanks alot ,,
One good advice to the guy: Keep playing with your 'fiddle'!! Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lady Ferret: This one just in....
Hello sweet sensual dove, you like the sensual caresses, full of tenderness and desire hem I would like to put myself in front of you has your feet, I caress(cherish) you slowly calfs by going back up(by raising) on your beautiful legs, I spread(push aside to) you slowly legs, I get(touch) you slowly the cha all with my fingers, You know i flirt with my sister, I lick and to suck the cat and I he makes love by the cu l I sodomize him humm !!! One to flirt together when one been young. And now by opportunity (occasion) when she come home
Form an orderly clue ladies...
O M G!! That's so creepy!!!! Posted by stayingput (Member # 14989) on :
Google translator is NOT that guy's friend.
Here's my latest:
hi , once i saw your picture i couldn't prevent my self of sending you a message , you are really really beautiful , hope we can communicate im from alexandria . and this is my phone number 017XXX0X02 hope to hear from you
see you
Picture? What picture? Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
He imagined your pic.... haha!! Posted by Sashyra8 (Member # 14488) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tigerlily: He imagined your pic.... haha!!
Thats the proof those are chain sent messages so that some hopeful ladies might think is for them only
Will check and dig out my inbox on FB.Still got some there Posted by stayingput (Member # 14989) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tigerlily: He imagined your pic.... haha!!
No, he imagined my PASSPORT.
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
I will have to start posting all the messages I get to see if we can find any duplicates between us!!!
Name and shame
Posted by tina kamal (Member # 13845) on :
a guy from this forum is in myspace right well he said i liked u but all u like to do is play games. duh y do u think i add people to myspace not to look for a man.. duh......i hate it when u befriend someone and they assume u want to marry them or fall in love with them.. do not be stupid guys if a woman adds u it doesnt always mean she is after u.. geeeezzzz here is what he said, and my reply back..i play alot of games in myspace. i do not look for men.
Mostafa 6 hours ago I Really liked you but are you playing all these games I can't imagine
♥~Tina~♥♆THC♆™ 1 hour ago YA I PLAY GAMES YR NOT MY HUSBAND NOR MY BF. IF YA DONT LIKE ME CAS I PLAY THESES GAMES U DO NOT NEED TO BE MY FRIEND RIGHT??
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
Dude, you are a heartbreaker Posted by cloudberry (Member # 11163) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lady Ferret: Hello sweet sensual dove, you like the sensual caresses, full of tenderness and desire hem I would like to put myself in front of you has your feet, I caress(cherish) you slowly calfs by going back up(by raising) on your beautiful legs, I spread(push aside to) you slowly legs, I get(touch) you slowly the cha all with my fingers, You know i flirt with my sister, I lick and to suck the cat and I he makes love by the cu l I sodomize him humm !!! One to flirt together when one been young. And now by opportunity (occasion) when she come home
Form an orderly clue ladies...
Hilarious Made me laugh, so funny. Are these for real Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
Sure, I am on various ex pat sites to find new people to join a group of us who go out each weekend.
These guys email me this crap all the time!!!
I have been offered lesbian sex with an Egyptian girl, a 3some with an Egy man and western wife and many a time I just get porn!!!
Luckily though I have met loads of ex pats in Cairo
I will keep em coming. I could even right a tally of how many times I get called my queen!
Posted by Vader- (Member # 14189) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lady Ferret: I have been offered lesbian sex with an Egyptian girl, a 3some with an Egy man and western wife and many a time I just get porn!!!
You sound a bit disappointed. Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lady Ferret: a 3some with an Egy man and western wife
Cool!! Was his wife with the offer okay too or wasn't she aware yet of her luck????
Can't believe you got targeted by a Lesbian.... you better watch out!! Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
Porn is for dirty old men and the inexperienced remember... porn is so 1987.
I told the 3some couple I wasn't interest but my flexible 78 year old mother would be... they never got back to me!!!
Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
Well I guess you haven't watched *Zach and Miri Make a Porno* then?? Extremely dirty hilarious toilet humor!!
That wasn't funny at all.
Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
Ahhh you are not even old enough to watch that, BABYBOY! Stick to TinkyWinky and his male friends!! Posted by Vader- (Member # 14189) on :
Yeah I am.
Go eat a dick. Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
Another email for you
dear excuse me to have disturbing you . i`m mory from guinea conakry reside now in egypt cairo. I come to you very near respectfully with a heart full of sadness and friendly affinite to ask of a serious relationshp and progresive . really i`m very intertested in your life . thank i hope you have a good afternoon
Posted by Kalila : ) (Member # 14517) on :
quote:Originally posted by Lady Ferret: Another email for you
dear excuse me to have disturbing you . i`m mory from guinea conakry reside now in egypt cairo. I come to you very near respectfully with a heart full of sadness and friendly affinite to ask of a serious relationshp and progresive . really i`m very intertested in your life . thank i hope you have a good afternoon
who the hell you got in your mailing list to get all this sh1t from ?
Posted by Lady Ferret (Member # 15263) on :
I posted an ad on a website recruiting Westerners to meet up regularly for meals and drinks etc. These guys just try their luck.
Posted by Cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
Haitham Magdy 15 October at 11:56 Report
hi well yur network is egypt so u live in cairo. you have a nice body so i have an offer for you sleep wiz me for an hour for 1000 LE. W8 yur reply
This just in on my FB email...
Posted by ky_sunshine (Member # 11226) on :
OMG!!!!!!!!!! Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret: i have an offer for you sleep wiz me for an hour for 1000 LE.
Hey, I completely missed by profession. I should have not worked in a KG back then! I could have done better!!!
Posted by Ayisha (Member # 4713) on :
who is paying whom?? Posted by Dzosser (Member # 9572) on :
Where's Vader ?? any news ?? Hope he's fine. Posted by Cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
quote:Originally posted by Ayisha: who is paying whom??
I may email that back lmfao...
Who the hell pays for sex???? People give it away for free so easily if you look in the right places!!!
Vader is fine... Posted by Tibe still working (Member # 16647) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret:
Vader is fine...
Out to make money????? Posted by Cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tibe still working:
quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret:
Vader is fine...
Out to make money?????
He would be very rich... he is an arm charm Posted by Tibe still working (Member # 16647) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret:
quote:Originally posted by Tibe still working:
quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret:
Vader is fine...
Out to make money?????
He would be very rich... he is an arm charm
Yes but can he "bend it like Beckham"?????????????? Posted by Cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
Well he emailed again on Facebook
Haitham Magdy 19 October at 09:50 Report i want 2 have sex wiz you, i will pay u what you want reply me
Shall I add him as a friend and tell all his friends what he has being saying???
Posted by Questionmarks (Member # 12336) on :
How much money he's willing to pay? I think his budget will be good enough for a laugh...
Posted by Cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
quote:Originally posted by Questionmarks: How much money he's willing to pay? I think his budget will be good enough for a laugh...
Will the original quote was 1000le for the hr.
Is that a good rate??? lmao... I am not asking direct like I expect you to know Posted by to_hell_and_back (Member # 16710) on :
After all this I finally ponder...instead of bashing on Egyptian men, why not ask urselves what it is that makes all the losers flock to YOU??? Just a thought.
Posted by Tigerlily (Member # 3567) on :
quote:Originally posted by to_hell_and_back: After all this I finally ponder...instead of bashing on Egyptian men, why not ask urselves what it is that makes all the losers flock to YOU??? Just a thought.
And what are you up to?? Are you already in Florida??
Posted by Kalila : ) (Member # 14517) on :
Name N shame Ferret name n shame
Posted by Cheekyferret (Member # 15263) on :
quote:Originally posted by to_hell_and_back: After all this I finally ponder...instead of bashing on Egyptian men, why not ask urselves what it is that makes all the losers flock to YOU??? Just a thought.
I merely happen to be in the Cairo network on Facebook. Forgive me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I also co-ordinate expat events for expats only but my email address is on various expat sites to advertise our events. FORGIVE ME
You flock to me so you give me a clue
Kalila... I just might. Why should I be subjected to that crap???
Posted by Kalila : ) (Member # 14517) on :
quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret:
Kalila... I just might. Why should I be subjected to that crap???
Don't think about it DO IT nobody should be subjected to it EVER i would not hesitate you can bet on it
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any news ?? Hope he's fine.