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Sign > > over a Gynecologist's Office: > > "Dr. Jones, at > > your cervix." > > ************************** > > > > In a > > Podiatrist's office: > > "Time > > wounds all heels." > > ************************** > > > > On a Septic Tank > > Truck: > > Yesterday's > > Meals on Wheels > > ************************** > > > > On a Plumber's > > truck: > > "We repair what your > > husband fixed." > > ************************** > > > > On another Plumber's > > truck: > > "Don't sleep > > with a drip. Call your plumber." > > ************************** > > > > On a Church's Bill > > board: > > "7 days without God > > makes one weak." > > ************************** > > > > At a Tyre Store > > > > "Invite us > > to your next blowout." > > ************************** > > > > On an > > Electrician's truck: > > "Let us > > remove your shorts." > > ************************** > > > > In a Non-smoking > > Area: > > "If we see > > smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate > > action." > > ************************** > > > > On a Maternity Room > > door: > > "Push. Push. > > Push." > > ************************** > > > > At an Optometrist's > > Office: > > "If you don't > > see what you're looking for, you've come to the > > right place." > > ************************** > > > > On a > > Taxidermist's window: > > "We really > > know our stuff." > > ************************** > > > > On a Fence: > > > > "Salesmen > > welcome! Dog food is expensive!" > > ************************** > > > > At a Car > > Dealership: > > "The best > > way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." > > > > ************************** > > > > Outside a Car > > Exhaust Store: > > "No > > appointment necessary. We hear you coming." > > ************************** > > > > In a Vets waiting room: > > > > "Be back in 5 > > minutes. Sit! Stay!" > > ************************** > > > > In a Restaurant window: > > > > "Don't stand > > there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up." > > > > ************************** > > > > In the front yard of a Funeral Home: > > > > "Drive carefully. We'll > > wait." > > ************************** > > > > And don't forget the sign at a > > > > RADIATOR SHOP: > > > > "Best place in > > town to take a leak." > > ********************** > > Sign on the back of yet > > another > > Septic Tank Truck: > > > > "Caution - This > > Truck is full of Political Promises"
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