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An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her, "Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum through?"
The girl, crying, replied, "Dad, I became a prostitute."
"Ye what??!! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad, as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten-bedroom mansion, plus a savings certificate for $5 million.
For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye, daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership in the country club and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board me new yacht in the Riviera, and...."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, says,
"A prostitute, dad."
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old dad a hug!"
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Originally posted by metinoot: Yeah my neighbor upstairs is an Irish American and there isn't a single night he's sober.
Is that the one that fvcks his woman all day ?? If he's agressive report him, so he don't come into your place by mistake, he could be dangerous Sono.. Posts: 3219 | From: Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. | Registered: Nov 2005
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My family motto is party and welcome I'm no at alco, alcos can't drink as much as me lol
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quote:Originally posted by Dzosser: Originally posted by metinoot: Yeah my neighbor upstairs is an Irish American and there isn't a single night he's sober.
Is that the one that fvcks his woman all day ?? If he's agressive report him, so he don't come into your place by mistake, he could be dangerous Sono..
As I stated before this is a different neighbor, its a guy.
No this dude is worse, I have reported him to management but no corrective acation taken.
I did call the cops Turkey Day eve and since then the partying has tappered off but the banging has not.
Alcoholics cannot quietly walk around, even while sober the next day they pound hard on the floor instead of stepping normally like a sober person.
After 8 years in a virtually all white neighbhorhood I have yet to have a tenant above or below me that is sober and non-Irish American. Most have been arts and musician types, meaning loud as hell.
Most of the time they move out within the year, but this guy isn't going anywhere. And he cannot rent in his former neighborhood because the landlords know his partying habits.
Their parents are still very much in the picture, often paying bills and fishing them out of the drunk tank.
A Protestant and Scandinavian family won't pamper an adult child like that. Only an Irish-Catholic family would indulge a substance abusing adult child.
They see it as "sowing their oats" while the majority see it as "enabling an asshole and creating a future public menance".
Different strokes for different folks.
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quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret: So do you assume all Irish are drunks then???
Irish Americans, possibly 50%
I don't know more than 3 actual Irishman because there's only 3 in the condos down the street. All married with kids and so rarely out late.
But Irish Americans have a tendancy to think being a public nuisance is their birth right.
Then there is the Irish Americans who converted to other denominations and somehow that straightened them out.
The Police Department is predominantly Irish American, even the new recruits are mostly Irish American. And excessive force complaints/lawsuits are at an all time high. Luckily news teams are also covering incidents where these I.A. police officers are pulling guns on people downtown off duty, pulling guns at private home parties to which they weren't invited..... a few years ago one of two officers who answered my call over noise complaints (again the tenant was I.A. and used that as an excuse for his behavior) informed me that while his name was "Schwartz" he is still mostly Irish and will do his job accordingly. They all fricking cover for each other.
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It must be the American in them as us Irish Brits know full well how to behave and conduct themselves
btw, my family and I differ greatly, thank god for individuality. No sheep in my family.
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quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret: So do you assume all Irish are drunks then???
I don't know more than 3 actual Irishman because there's only 3 in the condos down the street. All married with kids and so rarely out late.
But Irish Americans have a tendancy to think being a public nuisance is their birth right.
That proves its the American part of them that thinks being a public nuisance is their birth right. the Irish part would me married with kids and staying home, as above.
quote:Then there is the Irish Americans who converted to other denominations and somehow that straightened them out.
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I live in Ireland, and i dont drink. not a drop. Neither do a lot of ppl that I know. and most of the ppl my age in uni, like.. 22/23 drink but they dont binge, and never get drunk, theres the occasional one that has too much but we would take care of them, drop them home and make sure they knew the state they were in the next morning so they can watch themselves next time. So as far as i can see in Ireland ppl do enjoy a good drink in the pub and sometimes they do have a little too much, but isnt that like any country? i duno , just my oppinion
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Sounds like England.... We are damn stereotype breakers... Aka liars, minorities and whores. ALL drinkers are sluts. .. Duh
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quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret: Sounds like England.... We are damn stereotype breakers... Aka liars, minorities and whores. ALL drinkers are sluts. .. Duh
duh and u just figured that out. hahahaha and thats what they say about us americans too.
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Yeah but you got the good teeth and hair, I'm lank haired and rotten in the mouth according to es legend.
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A Jewish couple, both well, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us having a sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such a couple is asking for a sexual advice that he agrees upon, so he asked them to carry on. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare insurance. Posts: 657 | From: Cairo | Registered: Nov 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret: So do you assume all Irish are drunks then???
Irish Americans, possibly 50%
I don't know more than 3 actual Irishman because there's only 3 in the condos down the street. All married with kids and so rarely out late.
But Irish Americans have a tendancy to think being a public nuisance is their birth right.
Then there is the Irish Americans who converted to other denominations and somehow that straightened them out.
The Police Department is predominantly Irish American, even the new recruits are mostly Irish American. And excessive force complaints/lawsuits are at an all time high. Luckily news teams are also covering incidents where these I.A. police officers are pulling guns on people downtown off duty, pulling guns at private home parties to which they weren't invited..... a few years ago one of two officers who answered my call over noise complaints (again the tenant was I.A. and used that as an excuse for his behavior) informed me that while his name was "Schwartz" he is still mostly Irish and will do his job accordingly. They all fricking cover for each other.
Where do you live? Posts: 3891 | From: No good deed goes unpunished. | Registered: May 2007
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quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret: So do you assume all Irish are drunks then???
Irish Americans, possibly 50%
I don't know more than 3 actual Irishman because there's only 3 in the condos down the street. All married with kids and so rarely out late.
But Irish Americans have a tendancy to think being a public nuisance is their birth right.
Then there is the Irish Americans who converted to other denominations and somehow that straightened them out.
The Police Department is predominantly Irish American, even the new recruits are mostly Irish American. And excessive force complaints/lawsuits are at an all time high. Luckily news teams are also covering incidents where these I.A. police officers are pulling guns on people downtown off duty, pulling guns at private home parties to which they weren't invited..... a few years ago one of two officers who answered my call over noise complaints (again the tenant was I.A. and used that as an excuse for his behavior) informed me that while his name was "Schwartz" he is still mostly Irish and will do his job accordingly. They all fricking cover for each other.
Where do you live?
Minneapolis, MN.
The other Irish Americans are the landlords.
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quote:Originally posted by Sub-zero: A Jewish couple, both well, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us having a sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such a couple is asking for a sexual advice that he agrees upon, so he asked them to carry on. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare insurance.
Ah, leave it to an Egyptian to throw in an anti-semite joke.
A Jewess would never have an affair with a Jewish man, and older Jewish men can't cum within an hour. Posts: 2280 | Registered: Oct 2009
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quote:Originally posted by Sub-zero: A Jewish couple, both well, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us having a sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such a couple is asking for a sexual advice that he agrees upon, so he asked them to carry on. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye. The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?' The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare insurance.
older Jewish men can't cum within an hour.
how many you had to make that statement? Posts: 15090 | From: http://www.egyptalk.com/forum/ | Registered: Jul 2004
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quote:Originally posted by metinoot: Ah, leave it to an Egyptian to throw in an anti-semite joke.
Oh chill out and don't be over sensetive. No anti-anything intended. To make you feel better, remove the term Jewish and replace it with a Damietta couple. Maybe Mel Brooks is anti-semetic as well.
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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replied, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.' Posts: 657 | From: Cairo | Registered: Nov 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Cheekyferret: So do you assume all Irish are drunks then???
Irish Americans, possibly 50%
I don't know more than 3 actual Irishman because there's only 3 in the condos down the street. All married with kids and so rarely out late.
But Irish Americans have a tendancy to think being a public nuisance is their birth right.
Then there is the Irish Americans who converted to other denominations and somehow that straightened them out.
The Police Department is predominantly Irish American, even the new recruits are mostly Irish American. And excessive force complaints/lawsuits are at an all time high. Luckily news teams are also covering incidents where these I.A. police officers are pulling guns on people downtown off duty, pulling guns at private home parties to which they weren't invited..... a few years ago one of two officers who answered my call over noise complaints (again the tenant was I.A. and used that as an excuse for his behavior) informed me that while his name was "Schwartz" he is still mostly Irish and will do his job accordingly. They all fricking cover for each other.
Where do you live?
Minneapolis, MN.
The other Irish Americans are the landlords.
No wonder, They probably stay drunk so as not to feel the cold.
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Oh ,Aye,i lived with irish lads in london in 1990s and i used to brew african gin for them using molasses and maize flour,i thinkl it must have been over 90% proof or something,we actually used to lure a lot of lasses from the mean fiddler club back to the diggs for a taste...With devastating results.LOL Posts: 998 | From: UK,Egypt,east and central africa..... | Registered: Oct 2006
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They come across the gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men just can't bear it any longer, and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours, nonstop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by.... When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.
A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?" "AM I HURT?" he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called.... he hasn't written....."
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Paddy Was Staring at his marriage certificate For so long & wont talk to his wife,she got pissed off with him& she barked"Paddy,what is ur problem this time?!!!!" Paddy looked up to his mrs&replied:"I have been robbed!There is no expiry date!!!!!!!!" Posts: 998 | From: UK,Egypt,east and central africa..... | Registered: Oct 2006
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quote:Originally posted by Sub-zero: Two Gay Guys are walking through a zoo...
They come across the gorilla and notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One of the men just can't bear it any longer, and he reaches into the cage to touch it.
The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours, nonstop, while the zoo attendants helplessly stand by.... When he's done, the gorilla throws the man out of the cage.
An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.
A few days later, his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?" "AM I HURT?" he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called.... he hasn't written....."
You know what I find odd about this joke is that it was delivered/posted by an Egyptian.
Cairo and other major cities have an overwhelming amount of fetishist/submissive males.
Naturally there aren't alot of Dominant females to begin with and I cannot fathom that there are more than 5 Egyptian/Arab women willing to peg a guy.
So that means these dudes would have to rely on expat vacationing men and women to satisfy this need.
Definately could see many a egyguy having the same complex....
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If he's agressive report him, so he don't come into your place by mistake, he could be dangerous Sono.. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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I'm no at alco, alcos can't drink as much as me lol
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