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[QUOTE]Originally posted by AncientGebts: [QB] "I don't want to be part of no farm religion." https://youtu.be/Lexxc80aU90 Hi. Can you help me? Some people came to me the other day and asked if I want to be part of their religion. I said what religion. They said some religion of the Bible. But I heard those are really ancient Egyptian farming grain sales reports that were mistranslated 2000 years ago into religion. I don't mean to be rude, but I don't think people on a farm 3400 years ago were writing about religion. I mean, I was at work and was writing a love letter to my girlfriend and almost got fired. So you're going to get fired if you work on a farm and start writing about religion, right? So I agree, it could not be about religion. I mean, who wants to get fired, right? Not me. Plus, my girlfriend said if I get fired she's gonna quit me. Oh yeah, the Bible... Then those people told me a story about an old man who put all these animals on a boat, like two of every kind, but they didn't sound like farm animals. Does a farm have giraffes and lions? I don't think so, that sounds more like a zoo. I think those people are all mixed up. So I told them, look... I don't want to be part of no farm religion. Plus, animals make too much noise. And I don't like vegetables too much either. So a farm religion doesn't sound too good to me. Why don't they just have a regular religion? Why does a farm have to be part of it? That don't make any sense to me. They kept saying it wasn't a farm religion, but if what I read is true, it is. And I think they should not use farm grain sales report for a religion. It's just too confusing. Either have a farm or have a religion. So if you want to want to be part of their farm religion, it's up to you. But a farm religion is just too complicated for me. So I need help, because they keep knocking on my door. I could see if they brought me some stuff from the farm that my girlfriend can cook for me... she likes to cook. Even some fruit... fruit grows on a farm, too, right? But they said they don't have a farm and they don't have no fruit. How can you have a farm religion with no farm or fruit? Geesh. Like I said, nobody's gonna get fired writing about religion when they're supposed to be working on a farm, so there's no way I can believe in their farm religion. Okay that's what I wanted to tell you. Now I'm hungry talking about farms and fruit. Where are those farm religion people when you need them? I know they have some fruit. I mean, its a farm religion after all! [/QB][/QUOTE]
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