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A-list stars get a 'normal' makeover... and the results are shocking Last updated at 17:31pm on 20th July 2007
Here are your favourite celebrities the way you never thought you'd see them - as normal people.
Using the latest technology, experts at website PlanetHiltron.com - which lets the public poke fun at celebrities - have taken genetic traits from the families of the world's biggest A-listers and transported them into a parallel universe where they are untouched by fame.
No one is immune - Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Aniston have been turned into characters who are almost unrecognisable, yet strangely familiar.
And would Posh Spice be seen dead in that horrendous spangly top? Celebs must be shuddering in their boots - who's next?
Jennifer Aniston: Once upon a time she was an uber-glam celebrity... and then she got 'fat'
Old fashioned gal: Paris Hilton without the help of a stylist and make-up artist is stuck in the 1980s
In this parallel universe, skinny Jennifer Aniston is reassuringly plump as her Greek genes give her a full figure and she dresses like a regular housewife.
Paris Hilton is a middle-class businesswoman with a rather boring haircut and 1980s power suit - not unglamorous but certainly not a la mode - while Victoria 'waste away' Beckham is, well,... fat and tired.
Weighty wonder: Victoria Beckham at both weight extremes - fat and as she really is... skinny
The pneumatic figure has gone to ground: Pamela Anderson as she could have looked and the Baywatch babe as she is
Hairspray: Don't catch it in any Sliding Doors
Latin lovers: She's Jenny From The Block, he's Mr Jenny From The Block
Pamela Anderson makes for hilarious viewing, as her cheap and cheerful look is as dowdy as her drooping chest - without the aid of cosmetic enhancement to keep her perky.
She is plain with a short mousey haircut and not a rock 'n' roll lover in sight.
The men do not fair any better. John Travolta may have filled out since his Saturday Night Fever and Grease days, but he is still a handsome Hollywood hunk.
Not so in this parallel universe where the only thing thinning is his hair, or what's left of it.
The Scientology faithful looks like an overweight and considerably unattractive version of his former self.
Heavyweight actor John Travolta would not be quite so desirable without his thick head of hair
Just another bum: Johnny Depp... it could have all been so different without the money and film career
The sexiest star of them all - Johnny Depp - is even more radically transformed into a down-and-out rocker with dirty, ugly hair, terrible clothes and carrying more than just a paunch.
The look is more late-night truck driver than camp pirate of the seas.
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Mariah Carey shows off a fuller figure, but manages to still look demure with her extra weight - although she looks like she would suit more operatic than pop pursuits as her shape takes on Pavarotti-like proportions.
Pavarotti eat your heart out: Mariah Carey as a big star... and stunning crowds on tour in real life
Better to be normal: Keira Knightley looks healthier and prettier as a normal gal, instead of the emaciated figure we usually see on the red carpet
Only Keira Knightley manages to look better than usual. A little more flesh on the bones clearly suits her as she smiles into the camera as a 'normal' woman instead of the acting superstar we know her to be.
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