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ok jokers hahaha if u have more that 4 inches prove it.
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I'm 8.9 inches of silver steel for a standard Babe (i.e. when not too excited), a full 10 inches for a hottie and a throbbing 12 if I ever found myself about to pipe Beyonce, or Ciara
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hahahahahah seems yall are too much man for me. i hate choking on my vitimans.
haha i wouldnt know what to do with anything over 5 inches. is 12 even fucable?
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well a little Curiosity never killed anyone micky...
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well its a waiter that uses a big dildo in some tights making him look like he has a constant hard on. well he waits on women and some of the women cant help but look and some just say nothin. but one lady complains to the management and he pulls out the rubber pecker and hands it to her over her dinner. its funny.if u have a perverted sence of humor.
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ROFL!!! Thanks for the quick summary, tina. Hehe I would have looked - DEFINITELY!!!!
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quote:Originally posted by TigerLily: ROFL!!! Thanks for the quick summary, tina. Hehe I would have looked - DEFINITELY!!!!
hahaha yall know i am the biggest pervert so hell ya i watched it. and laughed my ass off.
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Well that makes 2 OF US!! We need to go out sometime!!!
PS: Watch movies by director Judd Apatow (like 40-year-old virgin, Knocked Up, Superbad, Funny People) - it doesn't get any better!!!!
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well i watched them all.i aint into pornos or crap like that but i love a good sex movie like american pie etc.and if u and i ever went out girl people could not handle us. u might get yr passport takin away.hahahaha jokin.
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: well i watched them all.i aint into pornos or crap like that but i love a good sex movie like american pie etc.and if u and i ever went out girl people could not handle us. u might get yr passport takin away.hahahaha jokin.
Hehe, Tina, we are so much alike!! Although I gotta say the American Pie sequels are rather pretty harmless. I like more crude humor movies. I worship the people who write such scripts.
Well I guess I gotta come to Iowa soon!!
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: well i watched them all.i aint into pornos or crap like that but i love a good sex movie like american pie etc.and if u and i ever went out girl people could not handle us. u might get yr passport takin away.hahahaha jokin.
Hehe, Tina, we are so much alike!! Although I gotta say the American Pie sequels are rather pretty harmless. I like more crude humor movies. I worship the people who write such scripts.
Well I guess I gotta come to Iowa soon!!
u naughty naughty woman. my ancestors were german thats i probably y we are so naughty and not uptight?lololol
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ya right the same men that said they are packin.hasnt proved one thing.
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It's interesting that this thread is attracting males from the Ancient Egypt forum and it's even more surprising how willingly they are talking about their f*cksticks haha (lol that word is usually not in my vocabulary)!!
quote:Originally posted by IronLion: Tina was my lova
What other proof you want?
I can come to Iowa and mek your dreams come tru.
Since you never tried 12 inches already, keep a lot of lube.
You gonna get shock n awe but you gonna love it all the way.
Z a promize...
wow i bet i am old enough to be yr mama?? how old are u dear?
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quote:Originally posted by IronLion: Tina was my lova
What other proof you want?
I can come to Iowa and mek your dreams come tru.
Since you never tried 12 inches already, keep a lot of lube.
You gonna get shock n awe but you gonna love it all the way.
Z a promize...
dont be shocked if he is old enogh i will share 12 inches with ya girl. i love ya micky.if he has the inches to share i swear i wont be stingy.i am so sure we could feed the lion. hahahahah he would never be able to handle us girl he would run home to africa screaming fuc american girls ewww awww ouch.hahahaha
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quote:Originally posted by Chef Mick: i am sure he couldn't handle you let alone me
true that sweety true that.i bet he is like a 15 yr old boy. i need to know so if he is not in his 30 all bets are off and cease chatting. i do not play tag with little boys with big toys.
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quote:Originally posted by Chef Mick: i am sure he couldn't handle you let alone me
true that sweety true that.i bet he is like a 15 yr old boy. i need to know so if he is not in his 30 all bets are off and cease chatting. i do not play tag with little boys with big toys.
heard that i want to see a picture for proof
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quote:Originally posted by Chef Mick: i am sure he couldn't handle you let alone me
true that sweety true that.i bet he is like a 15 yr old boy. i need to know so if he is not in his 30 all bets are off and cease chatting. i do not play tag with little boys with big toys.
heard that i want to see a picture for proof
Not in public...not in public!!!
Gosh what u tink I am?? A male-stripper?
No, just shock n awe. Pure sugarcane.
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aaaa 30's good for me now.i so wanna see.now i am sweating
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quote:Originally posted by Chef Mick: i am sure he couldn't handle you let alone me
true that sweety true that.i bet he is like a 15 yr old boy. i need to know so if he is not in his 30 all bets are off and cease chatting. i do not play tag with little boys with big toys.
heard that i want to see a picture for proof
Not in public...not in public!!!
Gosh what u tink I am?? A male-stripper?
No, just shock n awe. Pure sugarcane.
not your manhood just your face
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well lets see..mmmmmm ur never hardly here to defend yr mr man so how are we suppose to know if yr telling a fib?prove it .and send me and micky a pic of yrself.not yr man.
do u look anything like this sxy african man?i would so do him.
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http://tinypic.com/ click browse then upload then u will see direct link to pic. just post that link.i have a king size bed.so if yr man enough then cum here
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: http://tinypic.com/ click browse then upload then u will see direct link to pic. just post that link.i have a king size bed.so if yr man enough then cum here
now after u talk yr sh it u say gals gals gals are u blushing shy now? come on do not be shy.
aaaaa sh it just checked and wow u are a big man.lets see if u have the package to go with the size now???i never kiss and tell.
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Tina , maybe you should ask santa to bring him and put him under your tree wearing a big red bow
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quote:Originally posted by IronLion: so when can i come c u?
what are yr plans? amd micky i do not need a bow it wouldnt stay on very long.
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Up-state NY close to Cda. Girls ur size mek passionate love. Experience is tha best teacher
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