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This story should not be told again due to its graphic nature.
A terrible event happened one day. Ausarian walked into the middle of a crowded beach and took off his Manchester United baseball cap. The sight of Ausarian's unkept Fade horrified all of the beachers at the beach. Women went screaming for their partners, children crying, hollin for their parents, mothers looking at the fathers wondering what's next. Men surveying the surrounding area looking for the fastest exit route off the beach. Then suddenly out of the ocean a mighty green creature appeared from the sea.
Its, Its.....GODZILLA!!!!!!
Suddenly there was hope. A sense that all might be ok. A sense that the day at the beach might be salvaged. That peace and tranquility might return. Godzilla approached Ausarian and tried to use his fire to make the horrible looking fade abandon the beach, but the following happened:
Godzilla looks on in horrific disbelief as the fade is smoking yet still intact. Ausarian then gives Godzilla a faggety smile, Godzilla turns around back towards the sea and beats a hasty retreat back into the ocean, never to be seen again.
And so the legend of Godzilla ends, and the legend of Fear the Fade (aka Ausarian) begins.
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Don't mind cracker-slave buay argyturd. This is a desparate loner attempt of a jobless punk with too much time in his/her hands. The story actually a metaphor for the cracker-slave nigga's envy towards me; for instance, when cracker-slave buay writes this:
Godzilla approached Ausarian and tried to use his fire to make the horrible looking fade abandon the beach, but the following happened
That victimized Godzilla in the room, who runs away in fear of me [The "Big Boy" in the room ] like a horrified or pussified chicken, is a metaphor for none other than cracker-slave buay argyturd him/herself. Posts: 7516 | From: Somewhere on Earth | Registered: Jan 2008
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