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araftoony
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why don't you create your own website and add pictures? you could make money depending on size.
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Are you volunteering
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The size of what ? The Lady or the website.
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Are you lady? or are you horny man!! what makes you think that they are horney for you to speak this way you must be the horny one
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Hey, what's wrong with being horny anyway??? (Oh God, they are going to kill me here for being a village pervert! LOL) My picture is on my profile here, voila! If my likeness is going to bring me any monetary compensation I really doubt, but I will take the best offer, what the heck. LOL

Ps. Who says that to conduct a scientific research regarding male apparatus' size the researching team has to be horny??? On the contrary, I dare to make a statement that after extensive lab work and data gathering process the team members might lose the few grams of libido they had before beginning this gruesome endeavor. I shall not elaborate further: I can see from here the male death squad approaching. Gotta run, girls!


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It's not a pretty sight. (the male death squad that is, not you running).
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Thank you Luxor. They gave me a good workout, no ****! Right now I am hiding on a palm tree and eating bananas. I like this place; it's quiet and full of natural resources. I might consider relocation. I shall lead a quiet life of a political refugee and only periodically stick my head and exercise my social skills in a form of indecent proposals to passing by gigolos. No more research: I got my bananas, thank you.
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araftoony do you want to get laid??????


then i suggest you crawl up a chickens bum and wait. lol


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Chelle, u got me rollin', girl!!!!!

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may I speak the truth? you are not my type of chicken.

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araftoony do you want to get laid??????


then i suggest you crawl up a chickens bum and wait. lol



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Picky picky... LOL Araf, (no offense, no hidden sarcasm, I swear) what would be your type of chicken, if I may. C'mon, you can tell me, I am in exile already anyway...
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quote:
Originally posted by araftoony:
why don't you create your own website and add pictures? you could make money depending on size.

was just giving a stupid answer to a stupid question my little chicken.


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Cluck, cluck, cluck !! Squark.

Help help, it's a mistake - I'm a drake !!


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I think it is a good idea. And special site for horny men. We would be able to organise meetings and seminars and parties!
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Is there a training day first??
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you are that desperate? beautiful but desperate. again best of luck.

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I think it is a good idea. And special site for horny men. We would be able to organise meetings and seminars and parties!


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Why desperate? for horney women there are never enough men and of course we will have a training day! not one


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do you know that you have an amazing sense of logic? too smart for any man.

sincerely, from brains to toes:
araftoony

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Originally posted by Lukoshko:
Why desperate? for horney women there are never enough men and of course we will have a training day! not one



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Lemme jump off my banana tree; I am in, I am in (I am buttoning my bullet proof vest as I run to you girls), I want to join the training forces! There is always something new we can learn. YUM.
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ok, I gess i am the horniest lady here (if I am wrong plz correct me)so I will organise everything.

Plz, those who want to participate write me on my e-mail horney@lukoshko.com

I will tell u the details later tot ziens my friends


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Am I allowed to train with a very very big 'gun'?
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quote:
Originally posted by Luxorlover:
Am I allowed to train with a very very big 'gun'?

Of course, big guns are wellcome

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Luxor, for the previously stated reasons, you should be first in line. But hey, I am positioning myself right after you.
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