1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?.

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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Originally posted by Paint Me As I Am:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Medosa:
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6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

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Ohhhhhhhh Medosa, :-)

OOOO,OOOOO,OOOOOOO-

Good thing i have a good blader, i about fell off my chair and really had a good laugh, I know what ur saying-

Right now i am home on a job injury- my work is airlines, and the most asked Question i hear is: Can i ask u a question??

When there are signs all over the Terminal..

and then u try to be nice to explain and they don't let u complete ur sentences and they be turning their back on u as ur still talking ..( SO RUDE) still, pointing " u mean, this way ,, and that way..? UFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

All my co-workers always look to each other wondering " what the F$%*,? how these ppl get a professional job- and can't read a freakin sign.."

OOOOOOOOOOOOO, so many things that i can Expound on.. but, this is what i hear the most..

Have a nice day....and still Smile Awhile.

Thx-Jannah

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Originally posted by Medosa:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?.

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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