Let us laugh

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful
deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
H. 2 Arabic men and 1 Arabic woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was
observed:

*One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

*The two French men and the French woman! are living happily together.

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Originally posted by Jola:
Hey friends, am new here, so I preferred to make this introduction a funny and a light one.

Let us laugh

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful
deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
H. 2 Arabic men and 1 Arabic woman

One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was
observed:

*One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

*The two French men and the French woman! are living happily together.

*The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

* The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.

* The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

* The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.......

* The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman

* The 2 Arabic men are looking for a piece of paper so they can throw
their mobile number at the Arabic woman

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Jola,

Do u have a piece of paper ... I want to give u my mobile number

I must admit, I did not laugh, because I don't like the kind of jokes that could be understood as insulting to a lot of individuals or a whole people. I would like to give you an alternative:

Scientist: I am sure that there is intelligent life out there somewhere in the Universe, and the best proof is, that they have never tried to contact us.

and one more:
Scientist: I have found the missing link between the monkey and humankind, and it is us!

Spanish joke

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job
Interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a
Sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green
grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The French was next:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper
and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."

Last was the Spanish:
"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green... green...",
I pink up the phone and I say Yellow?"...