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When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.
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1. Your boss is always right. 2. If you think your boss is wrong, then you are wrong. 3. The above 2 rules are always applicable in all circumstances.
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quote:Originally posted by WOTEVER: When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.
That's why they say that Egytpian women are Lionesses each time they give an opinion? Posts: 3128 | From: Not Your Heaven | Registered: Sep 2006
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. ------------------------------------------------- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. -------------------------------------------------
On a more serious note:
A forest is full of many different kinds of trees--they are all sizes and shapes and shades of colour. It is hard to imagine a pine tree wishing it was an oak. Or a fir tree envying the birch its white bark. Instead, each tree catches raindrops and reflects the sunshine in its own way.
We often find ourselves envying someone else. We think they have more money or more friends. We see them as better looking or luckier in some way than we are.
It is so easy to overlook our own gifts when we do this. We get fooled by what looks good and forget that all human beings have some weaknesses and pain, just like we do. Like the trees in the forest, we each have our own unique beauty and talents to offer. If we believe in ourselves, rather than envy those around us, we will grow green and tall in our own way.
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Never judge a man by the size of his dick, but rather by the strength of his spine that connects his brain to his ass.
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quote:Originally posted by WOTEVER: Never judge a man by the size of his dick, but rather by the strength of his spine that connects his brain to his ass.
hahahahahaha
that's a good one
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Careful whose toes you step on today, they might be attached to the ass you'll have to kiss tomorrow.
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the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time
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Be nice to the people on your way up, they'll be the people you'll meet on the way down.
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Very little is needed to make a happy life, it's all within yourself, in your way of thinking.
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Sometimes you have to learn how to open your mouth for more than just giving head
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools speak because they have to say something.
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he got yah pregnant u take him to the city town hall you shotgun wedding him then u smile and say let the fun begin ... ITS SHOWTIME , Posts: 4597 | Registered: Jun 2006
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It is your ATTITUDE, and not your APTITUDE,that determines your ALTITUDE
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The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
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When as a child I laughed and wept- Time Crept When as a youth I dreamed and talked- Time Walked When I became a full grown woman- Time Ran And later as I older grew- Time flew Soon I will find while travelling on- Time Gone!
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Never frown, even when you are sad; because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
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quote:Originally posted by Nourhan: Never frown, even when you are sad; because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
I am sorry what a load! Why is it we have to repress our feelings and be something we are not just to get a guy's attention?
If you aren't meant to be happy that day, he wasn't meant for you in the first place.
Never, ever, ever deny yourself true feelings.
Who wants a guy anyway that can't handle a few crappy days? Posts: 3168 | From: If you don't like it, don't look or read it! | Registered: Oct 2006
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Allah (subhaanahu wa ta'ala) said "O ye who believe, fasting is prescribed for you as it was prescribed for those before you so that you may attain piety" (2:183)
May Allah (subhaanahu wa ta'ala) make us all more pious by the end of this ramadhaan. ameen
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Many times in life we don't realize the importance of life's struggles. In every trial, there is a learning experience that makes you wiser than before.
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
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O my dove, that art in the clefts of the rock, In the covert of the steep! Let me see thy face, Let me hear thy voice, For sweet is thy voice, and thy face comely!
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The Most Selfish One-Letter Word "I" Avoid It.
The Most Satisfying Two-Letter Word "WE" Use It.
The Most Poisonous Three-Letter Word "EGO" Kill It.
The Most Used Four-Letter Word "LOVE" Value It.
The Most Pleasing Five Letter Word "SMILE" Wear It on your face.
The Fastest Spreading Six-Letter Word "RUMOUR" Ignore It.
The Hardest Working Seven Letter Word "SUCCESS" Achieve It.
The Most Enviable Eight-Letter Word "JEALOUSY" Distance yourself from It.
The Most Powerful Nine-Letter Word "KNOWLEDGE" Acquire It.
The Most Essential Ten-Letter Word "CONFIDENCE" Trust It.
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It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it.
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3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing with everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that reads, "How's my driving--call 1-800-***-****."
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
11. Three little letters (M, E, and N) send you into an uncontrollable rage
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Aerodynamically, a bumble bee should not be able to fly. But nobody told the bee that, and so he continues to fly ......
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My brain digests everything it perceives, absorbing the useful, and discarding the useless. You'll have to try a bit harder if you don't want to end up as discarded crap!
I'd rather live life alone and happy than together and miserable
Just because I don't have a dick doesn't mean I don't have a brain.
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