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I'm a boring guy, unless I've recently won a life time supply of Pepsi I probably won't be celebrating.
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Yes i would be to vader. She is a stong, single british woman. She will eat you alive ha ha.
OK i heard curry night. Count me in.
Vader the idea of the night is to get together and have a laugh. (usually with lots of alcohol but in your case we will supply the pepsi) and the food is just a side thing that we serve (to soak up all the alcohol/pepsi).
Its a british weekend tradition. We drink to much alcohol and then get a curry and pass out.
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What's with people eating me ? Seriously I can't be that tasty.
130 pounds isn't a lot of meat on 5'7" either xD!!
It's pretty hard to get drunk on pepsi, but it usually start happening after the 6th liter.
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quote:Originally posted by cheekyferret: yeah but if I mix rohypnol and viagra together - viagranol lmao - I could rape you all night long. you are twisting my pure angelic mind!
You call pepsi love! do you have intimate realtions with the bottles?
BitchAssHo... Nicola would have been suffice!
NicolaAssHo, I laughed so hard at your invention.
Yeah. Intimate relationships, we even record it.
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pls pls can i join the party?
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quote:Originally posted by Tigerlily: Actually I like these kind of threads. They are not really meaningful but make fun!
So cheekyferret and Vader, is a wedding date set yet??
Don't forget to invite us all to your hafla!!!
That's not how to use a but!
Soon isa, the details are still top secret, and I'm pretty sure you're not on the guest list anyway.
Last thing we need is someone to memorize by heart what everyone at the wedding is doing...spesh if there's Pepsi.
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TL, you are not only on the guest list you are the wedding planner!
I am actually being a best woman at a wedding in August... they were going to get a best man like most people do but apparently I could do a better job
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See ? it was just a mistake, I'm human too you know!! (Half Human, Half Awesome)
quote:Originally posted by cheekyferret: Are you talking on behalf of me already???
TL, you are not only on the guest list you are the wedding planner!
I am actually being a best woman at a wedding in August... they were going to get a best man like most people do but apparently I could do a better job
As your rightful owner, I sure am!
Haha, sounds like they couldn't find any men...were you the manliest woman around ? that would explain
*seriously takes cover from the beating he's about to get*
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Firstly, I am not a flipping car, you don't own a wife you muppet
Secondly, I am more of a man than you and as previously estblished I am the alpha female so if I were you I would invest in a tin hat and run for cover....
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Face it, I am as good as it gets... now cut your jibber jabber and finish the ironing...
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quote:Originally posted by cheekyferret: Face it, I am as good as it gets... now cut your jibber jabber and finish the ironing...
LOL! Yes sire!!
Haha, I'm off to bed now, gotta wake up early to finish the ironing and stuff..
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when you told me that i should be checking out other threads i figured you'd be talking about...something. but alas, you are just ridiculous. back to the original topic of this thread - i've been without a/c for weeks and its been 40+ degrees here and super humid (US), and today the a/c got fixed! i couldn't possibly be happier right now. oh yeah, and in two weeks, i give my notice at work to tell them i'm quitting. that's a great feeling. and! my roommate is a wine sales rep, so it's always fine wine night at my house. life certainly isn't bad.
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A WINE SALES REP.... surely he is the perfect man. Tell me more!
I quit in April and leave August 1st, the best feeling in the world Jimi... I planned my speech in my head over and over on the plane and then when I met my boss i blurted out some un-rehearsed rubbish lol...
I have a weird phobia about Air Conditioning.. it really is the devils invention.
Right now it is grey and warm-ish here... the sunshine has done a runner again!
We are ridiculous arent we... this banter has to be better than most the bashings going on in this forum... I like how the oestrogen levels are managable in here
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Hey ho you crazy nutters. I see the party is still in here today. So who is up and about this fine morning. Cheeky i see you are still on form today. Lets hope they dont make you do any work today and then you can entertain me all day again.
So marriage. Vader i told you to run whilst you still could. Alpha woman will whip you into a perfect little lap dog.
"this is a formal announcement for vader, please leave your balls, pride, masculinity, and manhood at the reception of the registry office. cos life as you know it is over"
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quote:Originally posted by miffmiss: "this is a formal announcement for vader, please leave your balls, pride, masculinity, and manhood at the reception of the registry office. cos life as you know it is over"
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I am off work... I am poorly give me sympathy please.
I like your formal announcement... bt could he also leave his opinion as it will count for nothing.
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quote:Originally posted by miffmiss: "this is a formal announcement for vader, please leave your balls, pride, masculinity, and manhood at the reception of the registry office. cos life as you know it is over"
Sorry, but I'm gonna have to disagree here. I'm bringing my whip, my dirty clothes, my demanding voice, my spankings to this marriage, but don't worry, I'm also bringing sexy.
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