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The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope goes to Hell and Tiger Woods goes to Heaven. The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, who, after checking the paperwork, admits that there is an error. "However", the clerk explains, "it will be 24 hours before it can be rectified". Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell. On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stop to have a chat. "Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the Pope. "No problem" replies Tiger Woods. Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven" Tiger: "Why is that?" Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"
Tiger: "You're a day late."
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Van der Merwe had never been out of South Africa before and was visiting Bondi Beach, Australia . He spotted a long line of black dots out in the water and said to an Aussie, who was sitting close by, "What are all those little black things out there?" "They're buoys," said the Aussie. "Boys?! wragtig ..." replied Van der Merwe. "What are they doing out there?" "Holding up the shark nets," the Aussie told him. "Fokken great country this!" said the South African, deeply impressed. "We'd never get away with that at home!”"
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