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metinoot
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http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/05/11/travel/funny-signs.html

No "fishing" in the airplane toilet. No lifting your leg like a dog over the toilet. No standing up to piss over the airplane toilet. No face in toilet...

Cripes maybe egypt air has its hands full like saudi air.

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Parvinder and Habib are Pakistani beggars. They beg in different areas of London

Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects £2 to £3
every day.

Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a
Mercedes, lives
in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Parvinder, 'I work just as long and hard as you do
but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?'

Parvinder says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say ?'

Habib's sign reads; 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to
support'.

Parvinder says, 'No wonder you only get £2- £3 !'

Habib says... 'So what does your sign say ?'

Parvinder shows Habib his sign....

It reads: 'I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan'

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Origin of the White Wedding Dress

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!

IT'S AN EVEN BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT

Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
' Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

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