What would compel anybody in the world to look at that face and think, "I must touch those breasts." My guess is he lost a bet, and it was either this, or put his penis in a garbage disposal. I still think he made the wrong choice.
After countless surgeries - no one can say with certainty just how many - Jocelyne the Alpine beauty disappeared, and "The Queen Of The Jungle" took her place. Her lips had been enlarged, and her face pulled back at the eyes to simulate a cat-eye effect. Jocelyne's appearance was indeed striking - especially as she had had her pigment darkened as well. The first time Alec saw his new wife, it is said he screamed at the sudden appearance of this startling creature that confronted him. Indeed, court documents of the divorce proceedings reveal that he said he "couldn't even recognize my own wife up close. She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house". Naturally, Jocelyne was disappointed, and returned to her plastic surgeon for more work. It is rumored that several prospective patients ran screaming from the office, so concerned were they that they would end up looking like Jocelyne. As the reader may well imagine, this did nothing to improve the poor socalite's anxiety. However, massing her ample reserves of courage, Jocelyne persevered, and hasn't stopped to this day. When questioned as to the precise number and types of surgeries she's had, she merely replies with a smile "no more or less than any other woman".
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^ LOL It gives a whole new meaning to rich "eccentrics"! I mean, isn't the whole purpose of plastic surgery to make one look better, not worse?! I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but something must be wrong with that woman's eyes or rather her mind for wanting to look like that! Honestly, women like that need serious pyschological help.
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^ Indeed! Stevie Wonder is blind yet he manages to find attractive women, so I don't know what the hell it is with these women purposely disfiguring themselves for 'beauty'!!
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quote:Originally posted by Brada-Anansi: Cheeky Ferret
quote:If beauty is in the eye of the beholder she must be knocking Stevie Wonder off!!!!
Stevie's women are all fine looking he has an eye for that sort a thing...
Hehe prettiness comes first. Have you noticed about 90% of Black women actually have sexy bodies (though not up to 90% are "in shape") so no point choosing using that criteria. You gotta be a Ciara or a Beyonce or look like my mum to get MY attention. No horse faces please
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^ Heru, are you attracted to your mother?!! Cuz if so, I really don't need to read that.
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I remember as far back as the age of 4 looking in my mother's face and thinking she was pretty. Not my fault y'all have dem ugly brutish man-like mamas
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Dj, there are all types of attractions, it doesn't have to be sexual. Of course, I was attracted to my mum when she was alive but in the same way I'd be attracted to any beloved family member.
Remember, YOU attracted me to the site Dj, LOL!
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^ Fool! The big butt is the crown jewel of a woman
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What would compel anybody in the world to look at that face and think, "I must touch those breasts." My guess is he lost a bet, and it was either this, or put his penis in a garbage disposal. I still think he made the wrong choice.
After countless surgeries - no one can say with certainty just how many - Jocelyne the Alpine beauty disappeared, and "The Queen Of The Jungle" took her place. Her lips had been enlarged, and her face pulled back at the eyes to simulate a cat-eye effect. Jocelyne's appearance was indeed striking - especially as she had had her pigment darkened as well. The first time Alec saw his new wife, it is said he screamed at the sudden appearance of this startling creature that confronted him. Indeed, court documents of the divorce proceedings reveal that he said he "couldn't even recognize my own wife up close. She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house". Naturally, Jocelyne was disappointed, and returned to her plastic surgeon for more work. It is rumored that several prospective patients ran screaming from the office, so concerned were they that they would end up looking like Jocelyne. As the reader may well imagine, this did nothing to improve the poor socalite's anxiety. However, massing her ample reserves of courage, Jocelyne persevered, and hasn't stopped to this day. When questioned as to the precise number and types of surgeries she's had, she merely replies with a smile "no more or less than any other woman".
My gosh those pictures make me feel sick to my stomach. I feel sorry for her. What would make her do such a thing to herself?
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quote:Originally posted by ArtistFormerlyKnownAsHeru: Dj, there are all types of attractions, it doesn't have to be sexual. Of course, I was attracted to my mum when she was alive but in the same way I'd be attracted to any beloved family member.
Remember, YOU attracted me to the site Dj, LOL!
Oh, okay! I was just being sure since "attractive" and "women" with you always seems to be sexual.
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^ Wendy Williams probably thought getting breast augmentation will help her look more feminent but now she just looks like a full blown tranny with implants.
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What would compel anybody in the world to look at that face and think, "I must touch those breasts." My guess is he lost a bet, and it was either this, or put his penis in a garbage disposal. I still think he made the wrong choice.
After countless surgeries - no one can say with certainty just how many - Jocelyne the Alpine beauty disappeared, and "The Queen Of The Jungle" took her place. Her lips had been enlarged, and her face pulled back at the eyes to simulate a cat-eye effect. Jocelyne's appearance was indeed striking - especially as she had had her pigment darkened as well. The first time Alec saw his new wife, it is said he screamed at the sudden appearance of this startling creature that confronted him. Indeed, court documents of the divorce proceedings reveal that he said he "couldn't even recognize my own wife up close. She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house". Naturally, Jocelyne was disappointed, and returned to her plastic surgeon for more work. It is rumored that several prospective patients ran screaming from the office, so concerned were they that they would end up looking like Jocelyne. As the reader may well imagine, this did nothing to improve the poor socalite's anxiety. However, massing her ample reserves of courage, Jocelyne persevered, and hasn't stopped to this day. When questioned as to the precise number and types of surgeries she's had, she merely replies with a smile "no more or less than any other woman".
My gosh those pictures make me feel sick to my stomach. I feel sorry for her. What would make her do such a thing to herself?
If you took the time to read the links you'll notice her hubby had a love for safari and big cats.
She tried to imulate big cats via plastic surgery.
Somehow it worked, after a lengthy and ugly divorce her hubby was back after the Russian sex kitten was gone. I don't know if they remarried, but she could've asked to be the main benefitary of his estate when he died.
The bugger is dead and it looks as if the monster-cat has his tail in her mouth.
I wonder if she was able to snare a man when her ex husband was on the lamb with his Russian model?
Or could she only attract a man with the entire estate of her ex husband's in her name?
After wildenstien's death she ended up fucking her financial advisor. whats the possibility he has a fetish for cats?
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quote:Originally posted by Djehuti: ^ Insanity seems to be the only answer.
quote:Originally posted by ArtistFormerlyKnownAsHeru: Dj, there are all types of attractions, it doesn't have to be sexual. Of course, I was attracted to my mum when she was alive but in the same way I'd be attracted to any beloved family member.
Remember, YOU attracted me to the site Dj, LOL!
Oh, okay! I was just being sure since "attractive" and "women" with you always seems to be sexual.
Damn right but mama amd sista are exceptions to that rule.
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quote:Originally posted by metinoot: If you took the time to read the links you'll notice her hubby had a love for safari and big cats.
She tried to imulate big cats via plastic surgery.
Somehow it worked, after a lengthy and ugly divorce her hubby was back after the Russian sex kitten was gone. I don't know if they remarried, but she could've asked to be the main benefitary of his estate when he died.
The bugger is dead and it looks as if the monster-cat has his tail in her mouth.
I wonder if she was able to snare a man when her ex husband was on the lamb with his Russian model?
Or could she only attract a man with the entire estate of her ex husband's in her name?
After wildenstien's death she ended up fucking her financial advisor. whats the possibility he has a fetish for cats?
So she mutilated herself so her husband with a feline fetish could find her attractive??!! Damn! Most [sane] women would just leave such a husband and tell hime to go f**k a big cat then. But I guess she must have really loved the guy.
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