Be very suspicious if the advertised price of a Caribbean cruise includes the phrase "Free Ammo".

Consider carefully before visiting a country where the license plate motto is "Die American Pig".

There is no legitimate reason for a travel agent to need to know if you have experience in jungle warfare.

If you find yourself in Iran, do not use the word blanket-head.

On a trip to Canada, your travel agent should not charge you for an interpreter.

While in the Vatican, do not refer to St. Peter as "Petey-Boy."

Do not board a cruise ship if passengers are being issued oars.

Avoid any Latin American Tour named Bay of Pigs II.

In South America, say "no" to anyone wanting you to deliver a suitcase of powdered sugar to their grandmother in Miami.

Legitimate travel agents do not dress in foreign military uniforms.