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new friend
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hey guys,I would like know if you are smart enough or not


what is the diffrance between men and women when they go to a party???

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Depends what kind of party you are talking about .......

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I am talking about the kind of parties that you like the most by the way which kind is this?
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Not the kind of party where you would enjoy yourself.
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hi Luxorlover,what do you mean by"Enjoy yourself"and why do you think like this?maybe I enjoy myself in the same kind of parties where you guys enjoy.anyway do you have answer for the question?I mean how smart are you????

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Sorry, dont understand the question!!!
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Neither did I Does that make me dim?
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The differences between them are exactly the same whether they are are at a party or not!
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quote:
Originally posted by newcomer:
The differences between them are exactly the same whether they are are at a party or not!

oh my...that was SO lame. lol

[This message has been edited by Sumayyah (edited 18 August 2004).]

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it was just a joke guys and now we will make them 2,what is the difference between the terrorist and the angry woman?
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Huh???? Got any FUNNY jokes????
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quote:
Originally posted by new friend:
it was just a joke guys and now we will make them 2,what is the difference between the terrorist and the angry woman?


Hey, Newfriend, anything better to offer since you posted here on "Living In Egypt"????? Come on, I know you got IT!!!!

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Okay as long as you are in a stupid jokes mood newcomer, I have one for you:

What does a camel and a peach have in common?

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hey guys,first let me tell you the difference between the the terrorist and the angry woman:You can negotiate with the terriorist hope you like and if you dont like it you can still be nice to me
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quote:
Originally posted by kimo_the_maniac:
Okay as long as you are in a stupid jokes mood newcomer, I have one for you:

What does a camel and a peach have in common?

Ok kimo, lets hear it, as long as I am going to like the answer more than I liked new friend's last one!

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That was funny
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Ok.... so.. whats the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny woman???
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nobody know???
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quote:
Originally posted by Samia:
Ok.... so.. whats the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny woman???

One's a phoney buck

Here's one:

Q. What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside down.
A. Two Brunettes.


Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A. In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q. How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A. Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them

Q. Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A. They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

Q. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
A. It finally dawned on her

last but not least....

Q. What's brown and red and black and blue?
A. A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.



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arent i glad i am not blonde
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ok anothernewmember, you're one step ahead of me!!
ok.... whats the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath???
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quote:
Originally posted by Samia:
ok anothernewmember, you're one step ahead of me!!
ok.... whats the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath???

You got me there?

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haa haaaa haaaaaa
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Originally posted by newcomer:
The differences between them are exactly the same whether they are are at a party or not!

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The nun has hope in her soul.... the woman has soap.......
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