HE could sell shade in LUXOR.

when HE crosses the street, cars look out for HIM.

people jog around HIM for exercise.

when HE goes to a restaurant, HE doesn't get a menu, HE gets an estimate.

when HE gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

HE was born with a silver shovel in his mouth.

they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get HIM through.

He`s so fat the back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

He`s so fat that his belly button makes an echo

He`s so fat his cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard

He`s so fat when he walks past the window we lose four days of sun light

He`s so fat he had to get baptised at sea world

He`s so fat when he fell over, he rocked himself to sleep tryin to get back up again

He`s so fat that when the whales saw him they started singing "we are family"

He is so fat, he climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

He`s so fat he took his underpants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains"

He is so fat, The falukka boys pinch is underpants and use it as the main sail of their boat.

He`s so fat he has to use hula hoops to hold up his socks

He sat on the beach and Green peace threw him back in the sea

Everyone likes a laugh, it is good for the soul, but it is rather pathetic that you have to use someone's weight to TRY and be funny.

Had you checked the grammar in Sokary's reply surely even someone of your limited intelligence would have realised that it was someone with slightly more brain cells than you who posted.

I suppose now I will be accused of licking a certain part of John's anatomy. Believe me, I don't think so!!!

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Originally posted by stellaloçal:
sokarya@hotmail.com u sound like an egyptian cause you turn the story around (like egyptians do)

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