1 - "What are you thinking?"
Unfortunately this is my biggest most frequently said question and yes it creates arguements.
2 - "Do you love me?"
Better to show it than say it. Words are words. Besides when said, it sounds so boring.

3 - "Do I look fat?"
Here we are lucky. Egyptian men like junk in the trunk. I never ask.
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"

Not ever a problem, he was raised in a culture where if he would find a woman attractive he couldn't express it. Plus the Britney look is not flattering or inviting for a chaste man.
5 - "What would you do if I died?" Okay guiltier than sh*t here. We both know I'll out live him so why patronize him with my extremely early demise?

Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

Life insurance is unIslamic why even put this up on an Islamic website?

Yes this is funny, but has been repeated often. Sounds like something from the 'Honeymooners' staring Jackie Gleason.