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VanillaBullshit
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[rant on]

Another day dealing with Cairo's finest, doing their "jobs", i.e. harrassing people to no end.

These motherfuckers stopped me, asked me to produce ID, searched me, stuffed their hands in my jeans pocket, all for no reason, which made me extremely angry, I'm territorial and I fucking hate being touched.


In the words of NWA

FÜCK THE PO-LICE

FÜCK this police state.

[/rant off]

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Goddamit, when are we gonna get more female cops in Egypt so that such daily nuisances are more of ... a fantasy, i guess?!
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quote:
Originally posted by _Masrawi_:
Goddamit, when are we gonna get more female cops in Egypt so that such daily nuisances are more of ... a fantasy, i guess?!

He he he, Mexico City brought in female traffic cops and it produced results.

The female traffic cops actually issued tickets instead of taking bribes and the city managed to collect ticket fees for the first time ever.

Personally recruit my SIL so she can take out her aggression on someone else besides me.

Along with a few thousand older women cops might actually follow the UN human rights treaties as well as cut down on loads of non-Islamic and non-Christain behavior in a fast hurry.

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quote:
Originally posted by _Masrawi_:
Goddamit, when are we gonna get more female cops in Egypt so that such daily nuisances are more of ... a fantasy, i guess?!

My experience with female cops along with my husbands experience, heck everyone's experience with female cops is that they over the top to establish presence and put you in your place.

VERY AGGRESSIVE!!!

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quote:
Originally posted by _Masrawi_:
Goddamit, when are we gonna get more female cops in Egypt so that such daily nuisances are more of ... a fantasy, i guess?!

Or a nightmare.

I wouldn't mind being frisked by a lady cop, but knowing my luck they'd hire some big, nasty, 6'5" bull-dyke, and she'd start beating me over the head with her tampon rolling machine.

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quote:
Originally posted by _hellraiser:
I wouldn't mind being frisked by a lady cop, but knowing my luck they'd hire some big, nasty, 6'5" bull-dyke, and she'd start beating me over the head with her tampon rolling machine.

Just stay unshaved...and she won't! [Big Grin]

And when you'll ask her "Was I driving too fast?" she'll smile and say "No, dear, you were flying too low..." [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Sadeeqy:
Just stay unshaved...and she won't! [Big Grin]

And when you'll ask her "Was I driving too fast?" she'll smile and say "No, dear, you were flying too low..." [Big Grin]

[Big Grin] LOL [Big Grin]
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by _Masrawi_:
Goddamit, when are we gonna get more female cops in Egypt so that such daily nuisances are more of ... a fantasy, i guess?!

Or a nightmare.

I wouldn't mind being frisked by a lady cop, but knowing my luck they'd hire some big, nasty, 6'5" bull-dyke, and she'd start beating me over the head with her tampon rolling machine.

Did I fail to mention that those female cops have to be on loan from Sweden? Oh, i am sorry ...
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quote:
Originally posted by _Masrawi_:
Did I fail to mention that those female cops have to be on loan from Sweden? Oh, i am sorry ...

ROFL...it reminds me of Deuce Bigalow in "Male Gigolo"...(the airport scene) [Big Grin] [Big Grin]
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heheheh hellraiser was u unshaved when they stopped you ..found they not like the rough and ready look [Big Grin] your easy target for them or you get it both ways ,sounds good that one doesnt it [Razz]
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I don't have a huge loofah beard, I'm just an ordinary guy, I look like fuckin everyone else around here, they just have nothing better to do.

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do u have to swear ,and u certainly dont look like my hubby , [Wink]
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shall i leave the leather PC uniform at home then???

damn... thought you liked those baby seal cub leather cuffs?!

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