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Tutandmoane
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Who, or what makes you laugh?
"You so beautiful. You like a husband?" even though he never met you before [Smile]

"You look like Nefertiti, are you Egyptian?"
[Big Grin]

"Your teeth are lovely, are they all yours?" [Frown]

"Will you send me an invitation to England?" .....yeah, you can come to my birthday party if you want...

"Your husband is a lucky man" [Wink] ........yeah, luckier than you mate!

"The people voted for me" ......guess who? H.M.
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Black Dahlia
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Great comedians? The self professed world president
Things that make me laugh? All the people who believe him
Great quotes, " I wear the cowboy hat because I like horses, not to hide the 666"
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I wish I could laugh but all I can do is cry
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Tutandmoane
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Now that is funny
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A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything. He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road."

But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."
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Tutandmoane
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Love it [Smile]
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