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Blondie was laying in the deliveryroom, trying to give birth to her baby. Just outside the delivery-room, in front of the door, her big strong husband, who was afraid of blood, was sitting and waiting. The doctor told her to push, and a little black head with black frizzy hair came outside. The doctor remembered her long tall and above all, lightcoloured husband and asked her: ‘Excuse me mrs., but should it be possible that the baby’s father is not the man outside? The baby has a black head…” Blondie became a bit nervous. “I’ve had a one night affair with an African” she said. By the next push the baby’s body came out. The body was red… “I’ve also had a one night stand with an Indian” she weezed. Finally, with the third and last push, the baby’s feet came out, and they were yellow. Blondie panicked : The man who delivered the Chinese food… She grabbed the baby in the neck and started to shake it…. “What are you doing?” the doctor shouted. “I’m so frightened that it also will bark ” Posts: 7202 | From: EU | Registered: Nov 2006
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