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seabreeze
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She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She's METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

She's not CONCEITED- She's INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT - She's a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT-She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She's not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She's not TOO SKINNY - She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT..

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME - She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

She does not GO SHOPPING - She is MALL FLUENT.

She is not an AIR HEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY - She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She is not COLD or FRIGID - She is THERMALLY INACCESSIBLE.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP - She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

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*The Dark Angel* aka CAT
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Femme Fatale

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Screw you
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ROFL Brillant

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