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Screw you
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Things not to say to men while making love

You look just your dad.

Did you remember to lock the back door?

The ceiling needs painting.

And to think, I was really hoping to get picked up by your friend!

You carry on, I'll just finish this book.

It's my mobile! I must answer it.

Oh, by the way, I scratched your car this afternoon.

Steve used to do that.

I've thought of the answer to 5 down. Hang on, I won't be a sec.

Sorry about that ~ must be the baked beans.

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Sorry about that ~ must be the baked beans. [Eek!]

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by Am I bovvered(WOTEVER):

You carry on, I'll just finish this book.

This can't be me. I am just reading magazines! [Razz]
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quote:
Originally posted by Am I bovvered(WOTEVER):
Things not to say to men while making love

You look just your dad.

Did you remember to lock the back door?

The ceiling needs painting.

And to think, I was really hoping to get picked up by your friend!

You carry on, I'll just finish this book.

It's my mobile! I must answer it.

Oh, by the way, I scratched your car this afternoon.

Steve used to do that.

I've thought of the answer to 5 down. Hang on, I won't be a sec.

Sorry about that ~ must be the baked beans.

Steve used to do that.
eat my buns [Big Grin]

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Screw you
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what do you want for dinner tomorrow

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Learn from the past.
Live in the present.
Hope for the future.

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LOL beige, I think I'll paint the ceilings beige... LOL [Big Grin]
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suddenly position your head like u r listening and then say abruptly... hey i think someones at the door? then keep trying to listen... when your man trys to move, say, shhhhhhh!, listen, wait. but this time, he might lose his urges.
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LOL!!! [Big Grin]
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lol [Wink]
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You forgot the most important question:

-Are you in?

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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