-------------------- "And in the end, the love we take will be equal to the love we make." ~The Beatles~ Posts: 895 | From: Atlanta, GA. | Registered: Nov 2004
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assumin they are virgins it will take maybe 5 mins and they will blow yr brains out lol
remind u i said assumin!!!
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Can you be a little more romantic, tina, it's their first night together, you know? Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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Communicate verbally with your future husband and you will find out! The essence of a successful relationship is communication. Posts: 919 | Registered: Aug 2007
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i really don't think she wanted him to talk at all at her first night heh
-------------------- Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. -- Zenna Schaffer Some folks are wise and some otherwise. -- Josh Billings Posts: 1499 | From: Dark Side of the Moon | Registered: Aug 2007
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well im sure they can be romantic and all before the bed but geeez u cant tell me a virgin man can goo all night without poppin a load after the first 2 or 3 mins!!!his first time experience!!!! im not that niaeve
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: well im sure they can be romantic and all before the bed but geeez u cant tell me a virgin man can goo all night without poppin a load after the first 2 or 3 mins!!!his first time experience!!!! im not that niaeve
Tina, I used to hate your misspelling in the beginning, but now you make me smile.
Sorry for hating it. It's really cool, in a weird kind of way. Lolz.
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oooooooooooooooooooooooooooops my bad ok she can dream!!!lol
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well she did not bluntly say what about on the first night and i was assumin she ment sex! if ya could be a little more explicit then i wouldnt be thinkin naughty!!!
i have a potty brain today sorry!!i always just say what comes to mine in some situations and blowin came to mind!!!
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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 22. Do you get any premium movie channels? 23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! 24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch! 25. Got any penicillin? 26. But I just brushed my teeth... 27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! 28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 29. I want a baby! 30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies! 31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? 32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth... 33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 34. I think you have it on backwards. 35. When is this supposed to feel good? 36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! 37. You're good enough to do this for a living! 38. Is that blood on the headboard? 39. Did I remember to take my pill? 40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 41. I wish we got the Playboy channel... 42. That leak better be from the waterbed! 43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! 44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. 45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.. 47. No, really... I do this part better myself! 48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate! 49. This would be more fun with a few more people.. 50. You're almost as good as my ex! 51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape? 52. Is that you I smell or is this mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? 53. You look younger than you feel. 54. Perhaps you're just out of practice. 55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion! 56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash. 57. Now I know why he/she dumped you... 58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun? 59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated. 60. What tampon? 61. Have you ever considered liposuction? 62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner! 63. What are you planning to make for breakfast? 64. I have a confession... 65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home! 66. Are those real or am I just behind the times? 67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child? 68. Is that a hanging sculpture? 69. You'll still vote for me, won't you? 70. Did I mention my transsexual operation? 71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something! 72. Did you come yet, dear? 73. I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about... 74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time! 75. Does this count as a date? 76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! 77. Hic! I need another beer for this please. 78. I think biting is romantic- don't you? 79. Q: You can cook, too right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?) 80. When would you like to meet my parents? 81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like... Woman: Yourself? 82. Have you seen 'Fatal Attraction'? 83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names. 84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed. 85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls? 86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light? 87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman. 88. Sorry but I don't do toes! 89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it! 90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO! 91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper... 92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for 'The Enquirer'. 93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash! 94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! 95. Is this a sin too? 96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain! 97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn? 98. Long kisses clog my sinuses... 99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise... 100. How long do you plan to be 'almost there'? 101. You mean you're NOT my blind date?
Other than that I hope you very much enjoy your first night together as a married couple! Good luck! Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: well she did not bluntly say what about on the first night and i was assumin she ment sex! if ya could be a little more explicit then i wouldnt be thinkin naughty!!!
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Yes, I mean sex Posts: 756 | From: ...be solution... | Registered: Jul 2007
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: assumin they are virgins it will take maybe 5 mins and they will blow yr brains out lol
remind u i said assumin!!!
Oh, the problem is I don't know how to recognize the "signs" if he's still virgin or not, hihihi Posts: 756 | From: ...be solution... | Registered: Jul 2007
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Hug him, if he shudders and spasms, he's a virgin. Lol. Ask the expert virgin here. Posts: 6335 | From: Straight to my heart. | Registered: Sep 2007
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quote:Originally posted by Almaz.: Communicate verbally with your future husband and you will find out! The essence of a successful relationship is communication.
Yes Almaz, and he asked for 24 hours non stop "activity". He is joking, sah? Posts: 756 | From: ...be solution... | Registered: Jul 2007
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words are free and i got sad news for ya girl who talk much about it doesn't do much about it
-------------------- Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend. -- Zenna Schaffer Some folks are wise and some otherwise. -- Josh Billings Posts: 1499 | From: Dark Side of the Moon | Registered: Aug 2007
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quote:Originally posted by tina kamal: assumin they are virgins it will take maybe 5 mins and they will blow yr brains out lol
remind u i said assumin!!!
Oh, the problem is I don't know how to recognize the "signs" if he's still virgin or not, hihihi
lets put it this way if he gets on top of ya in sticks it in yr thighs and doesnt know where to put it u will know hes a virgin!!!
Posts: 9776 | From: You like If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. | Registered: Jul 2007
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quote:Originally posted by Well-Behaved Women Nvr Make History: words are free and i got sad news for ya girl who talk much about it doesn't do much about it
Great so, I should not worry. Posts: 756 | From: ...be solution... | Registered: Jul 2007
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For once i remain silent on this subject... I have found a treasure and i will keep it secret...
Posts: 1797 | From: By my husband's side | Registered: Nov 2007
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quote:Originally posted by Almaz.: Communicate verbally with your future husband and you will find out! The essence of a successful relationship is communication.
Yes Almaz, and he asked for 24 hours non stop "activity". He is joking, sah?
You know when you are 'hungry' and you are visualizing a fantastic meal: you see the meal being a 6 course meal; starting with the soup ending with dessert and in between you have a salad, then cold cuts, then pasta then the meat, potatoes and veggies, you think it's not going to be enough...you think you should maybe start with a cheese plate or maybe end with a cheese plate, or maybe have a pizza in between courses and you imagine yourself going through that meal and eating non-stop..but when the meal is served, after that pasta (4th course) you need a long break! Posts: 919 | Registered: Aug 2007
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all men are different. why does everyone think egyptian men are their own species or some sh*t like that? i been with one that took hours to finish, all the way down to one that finished in 30 secs...in or out and I ended up having to train him to last. They are all diferent.
Posts: 2757 | From: YOU CAN ONLY SEE WHAT I CHOOSE TO SHOW, THERE IS SO MUCH MORE YOU JUST DONT KNOW | Registered: Oct 2007
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quote:Originally posted by Culture Club: How strong is Egyptian man at the first night?
Ask Josette aka vickyjones, I am sure that she can fill you in on all that you need to know Posts: 1244 | From: we come in peace | Registered: Nov 2006
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Umm.. are you ok today Ramesses? Although I do not know Culture Club, she does not seem to be the type to sleep around. She is just inquiring because I believe she is soon to get married and just making a little joke. Chill out a little.
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quote:Originally posted by karla: is boring...always the same photo
its not a (photo)
its a stamp, and will forever be the same
Don't you have another one?? (with a goodlooking, gorgeous guy if possible )
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It could be a joke and serious question for me.
There is a myth of public opinion in my country about Arab men that they have hot blood/strong/high in doing "the activity" and have big "instruments" too. When my relatives knew about my relation with an Egyptian man, they were suprised and asked whether I will be so strong enough to "receive" him in bed.
I don't have a heart to offend anybody's feeling.
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CC, don't have so many worries, you'll be ready for him at the right time! Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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Culture just go with the flow and stop worrying about youre first night. Just look forward to it really, you dont need any of us to tell you wht our fellas are like in bed, They truelly are all different i guess. i JUST HOPE YOURS WILL BE AS GOOD AS MINE HEHEHEHEHEEHH. As long as hes not selfish in bed then your a lucky girl. Stop worrying of his size, really size doesnt matter,its really the weay hell use it. And they are all different sizes, I think its a myth that they asay these men are all huge in the bellow regions. Stop worrying and enjoy.
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Yeah surely nicer to read than the morning news! Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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He came 2 me 1 nite... Entering my bedroom in the dark... Exploring my naked body... He licked, sucked, swallowed and had his fill of me... when satisfied he left me once again... I was so hurt...
THAT DAMN MOSQUITO!!!!! Posts: 1797 | From: By my husband's side | Registered: Nov 2007
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CC just hope that he is not a virgin who has been watching a lot of porno. Then it will be a big disappointment for you. And the first time will probably last about 10 seconds. you just have to hope that he will be up for more rounds!!!
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