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elizabethN
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Eye -Talian

Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?
Because Italians hate all witnesses.

Do you know why most men from Italy are named Tony?
On the boat over to America they put a sticker on them that said
TO NY

You know you're Italian when . . . . You can bench press 325 pounds,
shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.

You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit
two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles
into a regular lunch bag.

Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.

You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or on the same block. All five of those cousins are named after your
grandfather or grandmother.

You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners

You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.

If someone in your family grows beyond 5' 9",
it is presumed his Mother had an affair.

There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.

You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.

And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when . . . .

Your grandfather had a fig tree.

You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.

Christmas Eve . . . only fish.

Your mom's meatballs are the best.

You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.

Clear plastic covers on all the furniture.

You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella."

You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy ."

You've called someone a "mamaluke."

And you understand "bada bing".

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TITO-T2
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well. i'm not Italian

nice topic my friend it's make me laugh

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Chef Mick
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im Italian and its so true [Big Grin]

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of_gold
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LOL

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You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.

The good spoon... [Big Grin]

Your Italian Micky? I didn't know.

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elizabethN
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my mom used to chase my brothers with her shoe and throw it at them when they were fighting.
My meatballs are the best now, learned from my mama. [Smile]

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Habeeby
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Betty how about you invite me for meatballs [Wink]

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elizabethN
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anytime Habeeby you are welcome. I have enjoyed your friendship and I know we will continue to be friends after we are with our husband's and off this site.

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Chef Mick
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quote:
Originally posted by of_gold:
LOL
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You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.
The good spoon...

Your Italian Micky? I didn't know.

1/2 Italian 1/2 French [Smile]

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Momma_Dukes
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or in my family....your some guy who has been causing lots of trouble with the family went suddenly missing then you notice mom's meatballs taste somehow extra tasty this sunday........

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