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She was standing in the kitchen Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, Wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, She turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or This is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove,
her 'T' shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
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Lol, Dzosser!! I wish I could remember such jokes when I need them.
Btw I boiled eggs today for dinner no kidding..... kids love them. And I don't need a timer!! Posts: 30135 | From: The owner of this website killed ES....... | Registered: Feb 2004
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