A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked how he was going to pay the bill. He replied, in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.' The nun asked if he had money in the bank.He replied, 'No money in the bank. The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?' He said, 'Just a spinster sister, who is a nun.' The nun, slightly perturbed, said, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.' The patient replied, 'Then send the bill to my brother-in-law.' ========================== CHINESE JEWS
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.. 'Sid,' asked Al, 'Are there any Jews in China?' 'I don't know,' Sid replied. 'Why don't we ask the waiter?'When the waiter came by, Al said, 'Are there any Chinese Jews?' 'I don't know sir, let me ask,' the waiter replied and he went into the kitchen. He quickly returned and said, 'No, sir. No Chinese Jews.' 'Are you sure?' Al asked. 'I will check again, sir.' the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, 'I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere.' When the waiter returned he said, 'Sir, no Chinese Jews.' 'Are you really sure?' Al asked again. 'I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews.' 'Sir, I ask everyone,' the waiter replied exasperated. 'We have orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and grapefruit jews, but no one ever heard of Chinese jews!'
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